911 what's your emergency

Dear friendowl,

Congratulations! You have passed the screening process for the position of Public Safety Dispatcher Trainee (911 Operator) with the City of Ventura.

Your name has been certified to an eligibility list for this position and forwarded to the hiring department.


in front of me i got a screen with a map of the city
every street
every police car
every ambulance
every firetruck
every helicopter
is shown as a dot on the screen
as calls come in you send units
where they need to go
fucking awesome job
im one step closer homies

oh man, it's the end of the world as we know it...

thats not a fellow stoner talking

you must be one of them

it might be cool to know the police and helicopter routes though

Thats badass, I bet that job gets pretty good pay and benefits seeing as to how its a city job, friend.

Whats the random urinalysis screening situation at a job like that?

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Originally Posted by hempsmoker25

it might be cool to know the police and helicopter routes though

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yea, the first thing i thought when i heard that. i mean, have a cell phone there and when some wants to go smoke a bowl, they call you up on the cell and be like dude weres the piggys at, and you say well send one over right away if they are close to you, and then yea, think of something for when they are out of the area.

You have to let me know your hours, so we can coordinate it. Congratulations, control tower. Over and out. Roger. Forty-five.

"yes Id like to report someone growing marijuana in their house"

You: click.

They call back.

"911 pizza, how may I help you".

Them: click.

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Originally Posted by Ganjasaurusrex

"yes Id like to report someone growing marijuana in their house"

You: click.

They call back.

"911 pizza, how may I help you".

Them: click.

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ROFL, if that happened in real life I'd crack up.

HELP there's a guy and he,,, "recording static" Wait a sec mame,I got my puter screen on Cann.com,,, "recording static" Bang! Bang! Bang!!!

No shit Congrats...