What about???

Would anyone be willing to take on an apprentice plant grower?? i would really like to learn how to grow plants indoors from someone with a green thumb...i would be willing to house sit baby plants,and water, and feed them,as well as talk to them also...also would anyone have some space in their garden to rent out to me so i can grow my organic food???
No land,no house,no place to plant myself......apartment life IS poverty!!

Oh.....by the way....this is a setup entrapment thing...I mean,the war on terrorism is going so well that i just have all this spare time to sit here and trap people on your dime....so all you bigtime kingpins should not answer because I'm ony after the little guy...i figure if i get enough of you little guys
i could get promoted to director of homeland security..ok????