Total Noob's plan

Right i dotn want ot make a weed farm for feeding the whole of uk i just have some seeds i want to plant and see what happens, okay so il paint hte walls white with some good paint, put a fan in, and keep it on my window sill than turn on a normal desk light (okay 75watts ish) at night. I will use tomato bag soil and germinate the seeds in tissue until they let seds out, will that work???

I plan to use loads of little round pellets (miracle grow) as fertilizer and thats it, will i be able to smoke something soon?? (or not soon but still smoke soemthing i grew??)

abuse my methods all you want but pls tell me whether it has chances of producing buds somewhere in the abuse.. :S

dont be chainch. thats the most important advice i can give.

not gonna work. even if your desk lamp happens to be a flourescent bulb you still wont yield enough to make it worth your while

Advice: Read the boards for at least a month before you start. Then we'll see where your knowledge is at that point.