And then the vet said "plastic or wooden"

Last night we had a BBQ, me, my gf her mum, dad and sis. Anyway after a few hours laughing, jokeing, drinking and eating i decide i fancy a J. So i go make it and i'm gone about ten mins. I go back outside light it smoke, all's good. Ten minutes later my gf's sisters dog comes out the garden chewing my grinder. Wouldn't be a problem but i left a bit all ground up inside it, now it's gone. (Turns out i actually put it in a baggie but). Upon seeing her dog with my grinder in his mouth she freaks and rushes him to the Vet. We all tried to talk her out of but and anti drug (more like anti me) frame of mind stopped her from listening. Anyway she goes to the vet and i go with her just coz i felt i should.

We get there and go straigt in as she had phoned the vets and told them he ATE AND EIGHT.

There was nothing wrong with the dog he was fine, if anything hed have had a few crystals fall on his tounge and he's a big dog anyway a Bourdeux(sp?) the dog from turner and hooch.

So we're in the vets and i'm telling what actually happend. I get to the part where the dog came into the garden grinder in hand and the vet says "Oh shit," *****long pause****"Plastic or wooden" I replied "wooden" and he goes "So it was alright then, no damage?"

I laughed. Vet laughed even the gf's sis laughed. Then we went home.

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Originally Posted by jokeyjokejoke

Last night we had a BBQ, me, my gf her mum, dad and sis. Anyway after a few hours laughing, jokeing, drinking and eating i decide i fancy a J. So i go make it and i'm gone about ten mins. I go back outside light it smoke, all's good. Ten minutes later my gf's sisters dog comes out the garden chewing my grinder. Wouldn't be a problem but i left a bit all ground up inside it, now it's gone. (Turns out i actually put it in a baggie but). Upon seeing her dog with my grinder in his mouth she freaks and rushes him to the Vet. We all tried to talk her out of but and anti drug (more like anti me) frame of mind stopped her from listening. Anyway she goes to the vet and i go with her just coz i felt i should.

We get there and go straigt in as she had phoned the vets and told them he ATE AND EIGHT.

There was nothing wrong with the dog he was fine, if anything hed have had a few crystals fall on his tounge and he's a big dog anyway a Bourdeux(sp?) the dog from turner and hooch.

So we're in the vets and i'm telling what actually happend. I get to the part where the dog came into the garden grinder in hand and the vet says "Oh shit," *****long pause****"Plastic or wooden" I replied "wooden" and he goes "So it was alright then, no damage?"

I laughed. Vet laughed even the gf's sis laughed. Then we went home.

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HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH YOUR VET IS THE DON!!!!!!! lol i wish people were more open about it i love it. i finished a joint on my lunchbreak the other day at work and whent into GAMEtm to buy max mayne 2 and the young (fit) girl was all like." snif sniff...damn u enjoy you morning joint did ya?" lol i couldnt stop laughing

It's good when people make jokes about it. It's good that they feel open enough to talk to us and not brand us "pothead wasters"

^^^ hellz yeah!

Good story dude...