We, the People (with special credits to Sundance)

We, the People, the people here at cannabis.com, we have these "General Forum Posting Guidelines".

But, as for Tokosan and various other members, trying to adhere to sanitory conditions and the uplifting of society, we have died trying.

This applies to all Forum areas, so please shut off your stereos, and listen, as we shall sing a song. A song that's not long.

We allow most free talk
Sometimes, a balk
There are a few
things we like to do

Threads containing M.O.M. will be instantly nuked -
do not ask about M.O.M., you'll be instantly duked -

Threads containing Sales of ANY sort will be nuked.
These, too, we'll duke, though you'll instantly puke.

Posts and threads containing your email address,
Believe it or not, we'll lift up your dress,
And begging/asking/offering anything will be nuked at
MODS discretion, most will be nuked, so do not pollute the forums with this.

No Racism! We are all one.

No Personal attacks! We are all one.

No pyramid schemes,
Or pipeline dreams,
Or money making opportunities and scams

These are guidelines that, for the most part,
have already been in place, and this list is to help,
so as Barney and Wilma say, "Bam Bam!"

Those that are new
They come in as Jews
In Our brand-new neo-concentration camp.

New posters in forums alleviated by vets with their notice of consistent off-base postings.

Please check all stickies!
And take off your dickeys!
No harm, no foul. Is the saying, these days.
Working to build a better cannabis.com community!

What about sexual harrassment? *gropes*

UH....what tune is that sung to??

Frosty the Snowman.