need help catching dad

ok so my dad keeps busting me for porn and i was woundering if thers a way to put a program that will keylog all his stuff and mybe even take screenshots and prove that he is looking at porn

Maybe I'm just high or the fact that my young one is going to one day be growing up and I'll have to deal with this, but right now, this is just funny. Sorry man.

Honest advice? Coming from a father, although it would be extremely awkward, maybe just have a discussion about knocking first maybe. I mean, your Dad is probably just as embarassed about catching you as you are of being caught. It'll pass.

haha, like father like son? im blazed

:rasta: hahahahaa this thread is funny and im fucked up. your dad looks at porn lol. hahaha:rasta:

Yeah there is, and you can find it online pretty easily. However, I personally won't tell you what it is for moral reasons.

Just something about wanting to catch your dad watching porn...

hahahahah funniest thread i've seen in a while :dance:

put a bottle of lotion and some kleenex next to his keyboard and leave a note


"JUST IN CASE"

that should make it all better........

and if you wanna go all the way don't forget the candles ^

it's easy, look him dead in the face, tell him to look you dead in the eyes and tell you he doesn't spank the monkey when he thinks no one is watching, if nothing else... get a video camera and hide it and hide it well, over the period of a couple of weeks, randomly start the recording and leave the house/room, if he does do it, you're bound to catch him on tape sooner or later, then leave the tape somewhere he and only he is sure to find it, i think it should get the message across..... but just for a touch of funny-ness, on the label write "Like father, like son, eh old man?"

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

it's easy, look him dead in the face, tell him to look you dead in the eyes and tell you he doesn't spank the monkey when he thinks no one is watching, if nothing else... get a video camera and hide it and hide it well, over the period of a couple of weeks, randomly start the recording and leave the house/room, if he does do it, you're bound to catch him on tape sooner or later, then leave the tape somewhere he and only he is sure to find it, i think it should get the message across..... but just for a touch of funny-ness, on the label write "Like father, like son, eh old man?"

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That sounds sick... Who wants to watch their old man whack off??