I STANK

well i decided to think up a rhyme on a lighter more funny subject, lol. too many people think i only rhyme bout depressing shit but those are tha people who dont see the optimistic message in my rhymes. so i dont wanna come off as a downer so i got thiz, i thought it was funny


i have a problem that started at a party,
got down wit a gurl after some rum an bacardi,
took her to tha back room an got on my groove,
u cant imagin what i was ready to do,
but somethin killed tha moment,
i started smellin some poo,
im thinkin to myself what tha fucks wit thiz bitch,
she couldnt even shower first,
an im not exagerating,
if u think sulfers bad thiz shit was worse,
was this a nightmare or just a weird curse,
im surprised i didnt find a flea,
i spent tha next 2 minuts lookin fer my keys,
an right when im jus bout ready to get up an leave,
i noticed she smelled good,
it wasnt her, IT WAS ME!!!....


(i stank)
call it juggalo funk
(i stank)
but i dont realy give a fuck
(i stank)
i gotz tha juggalo funk
(but i dont realy care though, i just dont give a fuck)


i was leavin tha party an i started to think,
i havent had a shower in at least 11 weeks,
if im cruisin by u meight wanna hold ya breath,
specialy if u got a problem an ya stomechs weak,
walkin down tha street,
i noticed somethin i havent picked up on before,
grown men gag an old ladies shreik,
little kids laugh an i even cause a car crash,
conservatives freak but i couldnt give a shit bout those geeks,
i was laughin my ass off till a cop was tipped off,
so many complaints bout my stank killin doves off,
he rolled up but i didnt have enough time to bail,
he asked me what stunk so bad,
i said my deoderant mustov failed,
told me to get in tha back an hes takin me to jail,
i waited in tha car but before we departed,
i decided to fuck around an guess what, i farted,
his body stiffened up an tha mother fucker sharted,
its funny to think about i made a cop shit his pants,


(i stank)
call it juggalo funk
(i stank)
but i dont realy give a fuck
(i stank)
i gotz tha juggalo funk
(but i dont realy care though, i just dont give a fuck)


so now i got a pig dead at tha wheel an im locked in tha back,
sayin to myself god it smells like ass,
my fart mustove mixed with his or somethin,
cause tha next thing i know tha fuckin door blew open,
now back on my path,
i got home pretty fast,
i smell somethin else,
somethin smells like gas an dead grass,
goddamn i aint even been to work in a week,
how tha hell am i stinkin so bad,
im stankin so bad im even killin tha flies,
it mustove been bad,
when i got in tha shower even tha water cried,
im scrubbin so hard my skins rippin off,
i realy dont care im hopin somehow thisll help tha smell die,
out of tha shower im smellin good,
no more smellin dead,
ready to go back to tha party now,
out tha front doo a pile of shit lands on my head,


FUCK
AINT THAT JUS MY LUCK........

(i stank)
call it juggalo funk
(i stank)
but i dont realy give a fuck
(i stank)
i gotz tha juggalo funk
(but i dont realy care though, i just dont give a fuck)

I love it Bagz;) keep on keeping on:D

hahahahahaha
thats fuckin classic mate.
more haha less boohoo.
tho i respect the need to vent, its not entertaining! :D

lmfao bagz u silly ass i love that i want more funny ones :D

That was halarious.