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my worst thing was i had to drink
melted snow that came from a burned out coffee
can.it tasted like hot dirty bong water
i had to drink a grip of this shit cuz i was suffering
from dehydration in utah[capitol reef park]
shit was fucking horrible i can still remember the taste yuck
Welcome to Utah, Friendowl.
One time on a Fourth of July celebration a long time ago, me and my friends were dicking around with tanks (the little cardboard tanks that shoot forward 10 feet and then blast sparks out the front). Well, my friends thought it'd be funny to aim it at my Dr. Pepper that was sitting on the ground. I didn't care, I thought it'd just be something interesting to do. So, we aimed it, lit it, it shot forward and blasted sparks point blank at my can of Dr. Pepper. About 10 minutes later, all the running around and throwing flaming objects at each other took its toll on my throat and I went to take a sip of my Dr. Pepper. What I got was a mouthfull of what tasted like...metal...ash...fire...and prunes. Fucking gross, I was throwing up for 20 minutes. I looked at the can after I was done being sick and saw that the sparks had melted the thing nearly in half!
Nasty fucking shit, I'm telling you.
the nastiest would hafta be the time i ate sum micro wave curry that still had ice in it it was like at the back of the freezer for a long time... i also ate a concoction of mustard vineger cider and salt one time .. yep...retarded
peace
two things come to mind...
My Mom"god love her and rest in peace" used to make two things I hated... Tuna Croquettes and Chicken ala king...
I was working on a firework site in mid July, there was nothing to drink an I was thirsty as fuk... I found a bottle of water in one of the trucks and drank some only to spit it out,,, Someone pissed in the bottle:::Gross as Gross gets...
I dunno...food wise, I can't stand the taste of chicken livers...they taste chalky.
Drink wise...I have a bad habit of chewing tobacco. Occasionally, I'll have a bottle of snapple and a empty bottle sitting on my desk. So here I'll be looking at a spreadsheet and I'll go to drink from the spit bottle. It's not quite...tasty...
Ha,,, Ever since I made my Heiny Bong I have swigged bong water on a couple occasions...Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Calhoun
Grab up a jug of expired milk........yum, yum!
honestly, bong water isnt THAT bad...i mean with like GBs and stuff, i hit that shit till the water touches my lips then i know i got it all. i havent DRANK it, but ive definitly had it fill up my mouth a few times. it sucks but its not the WORST taste ever...tastes like resiny water haha
unfortunately, i have bad luck with ingesting disgusting things...
1. before my grandma knew i was smoking cigs, i used to smoke in my room, and ash in a soda can, and yea you can guess the rest... i picked up the wrong can, when i started using this can it was half full of soda, by the time i was done, i got about half a mouth full of liquid, the rest was soaked up in ash and cigarette butts...
2. expired milk, like all the time, i'm really bad on checking the dates, there was this one time tho that comes to mind very clearly, i was sick-ish, and i made me a bowl of cereal, i thought it tasted kinda funny, but i wrote it off as the sickness messing with my taste, well later on i actually started puking, when i went to check the milk, it was outdated, and i don't mean by a day or two, i still to this day dont' know how the milk wasn't lumpy, usually rotten milk is lumpy or has some 'solid' feel to it, this was pure liquid
3. took a drink of my soda in the middle of the night, only to get a roach in my mouth...
4. working under the car, some shit fell in my mouth, i still don't know what it was, but i garuntee you will find nothing that tasted worse then that... it was like maybe the ammount of a few granules of pepper, but the taste was so strong i swear my mouth was filled to the brim with that shit... it was probably a mixture of oil, burnt belt, road grime, and who knows what else....
i've accidently stuck alot more nasty shit in my mouth, or some how wound up with disgusting shit in my mouth, but these are all i can remember at the time
im sure that most of the smokers in here have done that a time or two, hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
luckily (i suppose), i have a slight case of OCD...and its that anytime i EVER injest something i bought, i look at the experiation date...even if i bought it 5 minutes ago, or have already checked that same day...it pissed me off sometimes, cause i can never find the date on bread
the only time this ever changes is when im drunk...which brings me back to my worst tasting thing ever....there was this frozen pizza in my friends freezer...it was way in the back, and uncovered...so we throw it into the oven, for about 3 5 minutes, and start eating it...sooo undercooked, soooooo freezerburnt...
and also, my mom decided to make me a pot of coffee before i went to work...and she usually makes espresso, so shes not used to working the coffee maker...and she didnt use one of the coffee filter devices...yucky