Stoner pizza call.

"Pizza hut, is this a delivery?"
"Delivery...?"
"Do you want us to bring you pizza or are you going to come get it?"
"Oh, shit, bring it up to me!"
"Okay, what's your phone number?"
*looks on back of phone* "I don't see it."
"...what?"
"I don't see my phone's number on it!"
"...no, what number should I dial if I want to call you?"
"Oh...882 4585"
"Okay, now, what do you want?"
"PIZZA!!!"
"No,sir, what kind of pizza?"
"Oh, shit! Umm...gimme some Stoner's"
"What size?"
"Stoner size."
"Okay, then. That'll be 15 dollars"
"Sounds good to me...Wait, I can't fit the money through the phone!"
"No, sir, just give it to the guy that brings you your pizza."
"Oh...OH!!! Okay. Later"
"Have a nice night *click*"

that was long as hell man

hahahaha thats funny as hell

hahahahaha
PIZZA!!

no manwen ur really high, u just call it zaa man

holy shit...please tell me you didn't actually say that shit! lol im laughin my ass off as it is!!!

Ha Ha athe weekend before last I tries to order a chineese takeaway from two takeaways and they both put the phone down on me because I was too stoned. Had to get my friend to do it in the end.

LOL

What kind of pizza did they bring?

gay