Pitiful question

New here. Work told us in March we would be getting randomly drug tested. I got wind of it a month before that. Have not had any since beginning of March. So, I am clean. Bastards. My only pleasure in life, gone.

But, that being said, they finally started testing last week. Said your name is randomly picked by computer and they are going to take 30 names a month. I could get picked over and over. Bastards.

I did not get tested, yet. Say they finally test me and it comes back negative. I figure I got at least a month before they would test me again.

Feasibly, the day I get the negative result, could I go home enjoy one freaking bowl and then not have any until the next month and if they call me in again, pass?

Just one bowl. How long would it take to get one freaking bowl out of my system. I am too chicken to use Quick Fix, although, I do have a bottle. I asked someone who got tested and it seems I would be able to use the QF, but it scares me to try. I can't afford to lose my job.

Bastards. I am totally pissed about the whole thing. I do my job well. What diff does it make whether I smoke a bowl or not after work. It should be none of their fucking business.

Anyway, all opinions are welcome. I just want to have one stinking bowl.:confused:

If it was me, I'd change employers, find one with a less stringent testing policy.

Another option would be to pass this next test (as you are clean), then play the odds with timing and dilution methods. Also find out what will happen if you test positive. Most companies won't fire you if you fail, but require "treatment" and more testing.

You could try to meet with the CEO of your company, and ask him the same question that you ask above.

1 smoke a month, plus some simple dilution techniques should pass a test everytime. One question, how long are you going to stay with a company that makes you continue this silly charade?

okay, 2 questions: how are you going to smoke only once!

i hear a lot of this drug testing in jobs
what is it for really
here in the uk i have never heard of this sort of thing going on
cheers all :)

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Originally Posted by DonnieDarko

You could try to meet with the CEO of your company, and ask him the same question that you ask above.

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then they would probably just test him even more, which means he wont have ANY chance on getting high anytime soon.

i feel your pain buddy. ive been putting up with randoms for the last 15 years. and you are right, your name can come up twice in a row. we also get tested for an accindent or injury. i fell off a roof in december and before a doctor seen me at the ER, the piss police were there. what i do is, i burn for the first couple of days of my vaction. i get two a year. the good news is i retire in october and if i need to work again, it wont be where i have to piss on demand....good luck....but listen you cant beat randoms! quick fix is just too risky, to have it on you all the time.