sad news today

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife , Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 4:20 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, pass it on to someone who kneads it.

haha at the beginning i thought for a second you were serious!
that definately made me laugh lol

It's a shame the "Hamburger Helper" didn't show up. I think, they're cousins.

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Haha good one

that was good

hehehee that made me smile, like that >>> :D

LMAO

that was priceless

I thought you were serious

but I thought he died already

anyone ever see the pic of the doughboy being set on fire in the oven, I think it was on rotten.com a long time ago

can't find it at the moment, or I would have posted it

that is so sad
i knew they should have stopped poking him

*heehee* That made me laugh a lot!:)