NEED TO PASS DRUG TEST BY WEDNESDAY

HI I NEED EVERYBODYS HELP ON THIS ONE, MY DAD FOUND ME A JOB AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE TO TAKE A DRUG TEST AND I HAVE TO PASS IF I DONT MY DAD WILL FIND OUT AND I LOSE THE JOB. I HAVE BEEN SMOKING FOR EVERYDAY FOR 2 YEARS NOW , AND THERE HAS TO BE SOME WAY FOR ME TO PASS , I HAVE TO GO TAKE IT ON WEDNESDAY.NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO IM REALLY SCARED ALOT OF PEOPLE TELL ME ALL THOSE PILLS AND CRAP DONT WORK. SO FAR MY ONLY IDEA IS BY THE WHIZZANTOR PUT MY FRIENDS CLEAN PISS IN IT AND GO FOR THE DRUG TEST. NOW I DONT KNOW IF THEY WATCH YOU OR WHAT , ITS A WALK IN CLINIC BY THE WAY, PLZZZ ANYBODY HELP ME WITH REAL FACTS PLZ

Put down the joint for a couple of days until your test and start drinking alot of water now exercise might help to. I had took take a test a couple months ago for my new job and i smoked 2 days before so I scored some piss from a friend which i used, but a 2 days later I go into work to drop off working papers and they tell me that they lost my sample and I would have to take it again on the spot( i was scared shitless because i had nothing to use) so i take the test and put alittle water into the cup thinking that it might cause the test to be dilluted. A week later they call me back and ask me when I could start. It was a crazy

If you want some more info on testing read this thread by doctor. G he's wise beyond my years
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=62082