whats the closest u have been to being busted?

the closest i got was when me and 2 friends where rolling a couple of joints on some industrial estate this cop drove past on the road that was like three or four metres away from us and stopped we didnt know it was the cops until the last minuite so we all get up and run i drop the weed and we run round the back of a factory jump some fences and run full pelt for about half a mile ... the funny thing is when we stopped my mate whou was holdin the joint at the time the cops came past was still holdin a crumpled rizla sayin should i keep this it gave us a laugh.... the runnin was painful because i fell off my roof the day before and badly bruised my heel

Close call you had there, I remember when we were out in front of my friends house with three other people smoking a joint. Three of us had sacks and we decided to stand behind his storage shed and smoke, well a minute or two after i see head lights and i yell out car they just ignored me while i ran out of view and threw my sack in the next yard. The cop seen them standing out by the road but kept going and sat at the stop sign for around thirty minutes or so we just left soon after and that was it. sure scared me though

Last summer I was playing basketball, and I had long hair back then so I had a sweat band on. Anyways, after we we're done playing me and a friend bought a dime each and we each rolled a blunt. We we're gonna smoke one and then the other one later that night after the NBA finals so I put mine under my head band and forgot about it.

When detroit lost, I was pissed and decided to walk home. I walked in my house and talked to my parents for like 15 minutes and then go to my room where I notice I still have a blunt pressed against the side of my head. Like I said my hair was long, so it was hidden a little but still obvious. A week after that I was so scared my parents where gonna have that "talk" with me, but it never came. I guess they're dumber then I am....

when i smoked before, school. i went inside blazed as fuck, extremley red eyes(peoply call me devil-boy cuz i get such bad redeye when i smoke) i reaked of pot. and had a bowl and weed in my bag. and i was walking right along side our school police officer

I was walking to a YMCA park about a quarter mile from my house to smoke on the playground equipment which is pretty comfy -- up probably 10 feet off the ground.

It was around 12:30 at night and I had 2 doobies on me. I lit up the first one walking down the street and had my back to the on-coming traffic lane. I was alone and no one else was around when this car comes onto the street. As usual since I'm alone I scurried into the shadows since that's in no way suspicious or anything you know?

Turns out to be a pig...
Who also happens to start slowing down in the middle of the street...probably 40 feet from the stop sign and 15 feet from me. Naturally I start to shit my pants thinking of ways to ditch the doobs. I was going to eat em!

So I start to chew the half burnt one immediately as the pig pulls over into the parking spaces next to a building across the street. Now I'm walking away casually this whole time since running would mean I was guilty of something. My heart is fucking racing, my head was pounding when this pig turned into the lot...and pulled out and raced back down the road the opposite way.

I spit out the half chewed doobie and looked at it in all it's sad glory. It looked like a half-worm after you hook a fish and then lose it before you reel it back in. I shake my head in disgust but then enjoy a cool Autumn smoke on the deserted playground.

...and thats my only close call regarding pigs fortunately.

well one day me and some buddies were driving back from another friends house and on our way back we see a cop on the side of the road, he sees us and then proceeds to follow us for about a mile and were all scared shitless. Then finally he decides to pull us over for "too dark of a front window tint." And in our car we had a bong, sum bud, open beer, and a few other imcriminating items plus we were all way roasted with bloodshot eyes. We frantically hid everything spilling the nasty goop of bong water all over, which hadn't been changed for weeks and we spilled the beer all over the car. The smell was overpowering and i knew we were fucked. Then he askes us a million questions about what school we go to and sum bullshit but then to our suprise he didn't notice a thing, and says we all can walk home. Jesus i would have been fucked. Stupid pigs.

I was at school, I smoked half a blunt in the bathroom and I came out..everyone was tellin me I smelt like weed and it fucked me up lol, I felt like I was in a bad-dream zone...so I went to the lunch room to blend in with other kids and what do you know...Officier Mayfield is right there..I walk past him, either he didnt smell me or didnt care. All I can say is that that is my second time almost getting caught with weed. I'm gonna do my best to make sure there isnt a 3rd :p.

Just finishing the first bowl while me and my friend were hotboxing at 11:20 pm, cop pulls up infront of us [we're in the middle of nowhere. pitch black out] Friend hands me the pipe, i suspect it to be a cop and hide the pipe, sit upright and coplights flash. Suprised he didnt see the smoke come out of the car as I opened the door to get out, or me drop my lighter from my lap, or smell the pot in the air. Got off with a warning nobody is to be in that area after 11 pm :D woot so lucky.

when i was arrested for posetion of paraphenelia but got let got witha warning cause i had no weed on me and on e time i was with this dude and we were on some private property smokin and diodnt realize it and somebody called the cops on us so we dipped out and they followed us to a bank parking lot where we got surrounded and interogatted and they wanted to search the car but the dude i was with wouldnt let them. he had a oz in the car and the just let us go

When I was in high school, my boyfriend and I had broke up and I was driving with some friends to a common smoker spot (up on a hill above a baseball field/park;overlooking the ocean and mountains...beautiful..)

sorry,..where was I.....

So I was pulling in to smoke with 3 friends, and as I pull over the hill, I see my ex's car ..and then a cop car. And he is standing outside of the car along with his friends. Its pretty funny now actually, but at the time it freaked me out, knowing that that could have been me.

Its only funny now because we actually ended up getting back together and we are about to celebrate our 6th year of marriage......crazy !

We also have 2 amazing children together,

So I finally asked him once, long after that happened, what actually did happen.
they were stoned off their ass when they 'think' they see a cop car pull up, so they are trying to ditch the weed, or hide it since they are parked, and somehow let the smoke out without being suspicious...kinda hard to do.

The cop comes over and smells the weed, and asks what they are doing, to which they reply 'nothing' ....well, they thought they had done a good job hiding everything, when the cop spots a huge bud just sitting there, I think on the dash or something. HA!
He asks who it belongs to and they say that there are so many people that are in and out of his car that it could be anyones. And the cop left it at that and let them go. Man I miss home.....
Of course he confiscated it though.