Testing paranoia

Ok, here's the background. Used to smoke 7-8 gravity hits a day...minimum. Took two in the morning before my quantum mechanics class last fall just to comprehend that shit! Anyways, got busted in october, thought I was off. This past march, cop shows up, here's the warrant, court, blah blah blah. Went to court, got it bumped down to possession of paraphernalia. This is where it gets tricky. I'm not just in a state, but a goddamn commonwealth (Virginia). Court was May 1st. Got 25 hours community service. Go in tomorrow for "orientation," which, for me being paranoid out the ass, reeks of "Come on in and get tested." Since court, I've smoked maybe three, four times. Couple bong hits max per time. Last time was last thursday, a week from the test.

I've been hydrating like crazy today, plan on trying the dilution method. What are my odds? Anyone with experience in the VA legal system, what are my odds of getting tested? I don't have time to creatine-load, so I plan on taking some tonight. As for the b-vitamins, got one of those "omni" cleansers. Other than that, water, water, water, and more water. Does this sound like a viable option? Anyone have details on the testing methods used by VASAP? (I'm a chem major, I understand about GC/MS, I know that past dilution, I'm shit out of luck if that's used.) And unfortunately I can't sub....all of my friends smoke. It was a friend of mine's stash that got me busted even! :mad:

Any advice or input appreciated. "Orientation" at 1:30 tomorrow. Sorry if this is nothing more than overblown paranoia, but if I fuck this shit up, that's a year "vacation" from school, and all I need to get two degrees is another year, so avoiding that is of the highest priority.