Hey Pros- I just need some calm down advice!

hey guys, my first post.

first and foremost, let me start off by saying THANK YOU for those of you who answer questions, and regardless of how redundant some of them get, you guys are so helpful!

now...

i am 5'9, 150 lbs. i seriously think i am the definition of "average" in terms of body style, metabolism, etc. i have a good balance of muscle tissue and fat, and wear a size 30 pair of pants.

i am an infrequent user. at most, i smoke a few bowls on fridays, maybe saturdays too. then, i stay clean for a week, and then smoke again.

i stayed off the pot for about a month (all through april), and then smoked a twenty during the first weekend in may. i went the following week days without smoking, and then smoked another twenty sack on the second weekend of may.

i stayed clean again for the following week, and took a drug test yesterday (so it had been 8 days since i last smoked when i took the urine test).

starting from friday (as in 4 days ago), i began drinking TONS of fluids. probably 2-3 gallons of water, a gallon and a half of cranberry juice, and took vitamin C pills along with complex vitamin B.

i pulled an all nighter on sunday night, drinking a gallon of water and a half gallon of cranberry juice during the night. i pissed a good 10 times through out the night, and my test was at 8 am on monday morning, and by that time, i was literally shitting water-

my body was that hydrated- i am not talking normal diarrhea, i am talking brown water coming out of my ass.

around 6 45 AM, i took another complex vitamin b pill to make my piss yellow. i drank a bottle of water and a 20 oz bottle of gatorade on my drive to the clinic.

when i got to the clinic, i took a piss before the test, and again excreted brown WATER out of my ass.

i then went in to the actual testing room, and gave my sample.

i heard that the first and last stream of piss holds the most toxins, so i began pissing, briefly stopped, peed the middle stream in to the cup, and then peed the last portion out.

this is how i prepared, and took my first drug test.

how do my chances look at passing this thing?