joke time :D

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and
values.
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?" :D

Woman walks into a bar with a dog under her arm
barman - Where'd you get the pig?
woman - That's not a pig, it's a dog!
barman - I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the dog.

one more then im done :D

A Priest and a Nun...
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.
Nun: I think that would be okay.

They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later...

Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.
Priest: Okay,I'll get you a blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later...

Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later...

Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think theLord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own damn blanket :D :D :D

oh snap :D silly ass!

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Originally Posted by smokeysbaby

Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think theLord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own damn blanket :D :D :D

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lol nice ammie, thanks for the laugh :D:D

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

lol nice ammie, thanks for the laugh :D:D

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haha thats what im here for my wittle wub bug to make u laugh ;):p:D

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Originally Posted by Ammie

haha thats what im here for my wittle wub bug to make u laugh

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shhhhhhh smokey might beat me up :D :confused: :) :mad: ;) :p :D :rolleyes: :eek:

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Originally Posted by smokeysbaby

Woman walks into a bar with a dog under her arm
barman - Where'd you get the pig?
woman - That's not a pig, it's a dog!
barman - I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the dog.

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Lmao

Nice joke mate

Peace

Quality

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

shhhhhhh smokey might beat me up :D :confused: :) :mad: ;) :p :D :rolleyes: :eek:

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lmfao smokey knows he's number one ;):p