Imoteps poetry

Hi guys n gals. Thought id share some of my poetry too. Its a song now. More spinal tap than slayer, but who could really tell the difference anyway?
Be nice to me or I'll post more, thats a threat. :D

Mortophallus, the penis palace,
whip me till I fill the chalice.
Loved to death, ooh you are the best,
the crimson liquor from your breast.

Shaved with the scythe, tantrum inside,
its intercorpse tonight
Caress my scaly hide and ride,
intercorpse tonight
Yeah claw in paw we ride the night,
intercorpse tonight
Reptile man and canine wife
intercorpse tonight.

I hope that was meant to be funny because it made me laugh my ass off. I could definately envision a cheesy death metal band singing that.

dude i think it was doped, i got alot of things like that, i try to post some of my less "extreme" poetry on here, anyway man i liked it

Cheesy. :D
Theres more "extreme" stuff than that. its just my favorite. ;)

Great sense of humor, man. Btw, I know a guy with SLAYER tattoed on the inside of his lip, so you know, whatever floats your boat. :)