Sayings You Think Suck

This could be fun...

Let's each post a common saying that you either think is stupid, or you just don't get. I'll start:

"Dollars for donuts..."

Ex.: "Dollars for donuts, I bet you're not getting enough sleep every night."

WTF is that??

"Have a good one!"

Have a good whut?:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Mums the word

huh ??? :confused: !!!

'if at first you dont succeed, try try again'

if you dont get it right the first time, youre doing it wrong. thats like trying to walk out the front door while its closed, running into it, then getting up and walking into it again.NEW PHRASE: if at first you dont succeed, try another way

"A penny for your thoughts..."

Uh, no! Keep your penny.:twocents:

'Cheer up, it might never happen'

What might never happen?:confused:

"Mean people suck!":sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying

Well, well, well. Look who just had an epiphany!

Tell me something that I don't know.

(Please pardon the sarcasm...gotta get to work now; ciao!)

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

'if at first you dont succeed, try try again'

if you dont get it right the first time, youre doing it wrong. thats like trying to walk out the front door while its closed, running into it, then getting up and walking into it again.NEW PHRASE: if at first you dont succeed, try another way

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smarty

'Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for life'.

WTF. Just go down Tesco yer lazy cunt.

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

'Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for life'.

WTF. Just go down Tesco yer lazy cunt.

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Personally, I prefer to fish.

Then again, I live just about IN the largest network of navigable waters in the US, so it's a privilege more than an obligation.

I don't think that's a stupid saying, though. It makes a lot of sense.