Can you give your self a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner?

Have any of you guys ever tried this? does it work?

i wouldnt advise it, i used to have a strange but true story book and one of the stories a guy tried that and had his bits chopped off by the vacuum fan lol

Rasta you should definitley try IT. and report back to us...

You should also make a super thick... super thick frothy drink in a blender.. and the stick your dick in the blender and see if the swirling motion can get you to bust a NUT..

I will be waiting for your response..

thank you

love

no....damn go get some pussy lmao... =p

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Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes

i wouldnt advise it, i used to have a strange but true story book and one of the stories a guy tried that and had his bits chopped off by the vacuum fan lol

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Are we suppose to believe that you READ that in a book? This is NOT a personal experience??


LOVE! :)

If you are desperate then get a hooker

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

If you are desperate then get a hooker

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Hilarious, but true words of wisdom.

Very Kool topic,it caught my eye and amused me...

I guess you could do worse,just make sure you don't have a Flowbee attached to the vac...

Lmao

This book you speak of, does it happen to the be darwin awards?