Halerious High Story that just happend with me and my friend~!!!!!!1

Ok so this is short but its funny as a fucking hell. Heres how the convo went:

Friend:Man im kinda coming down, how high are you?

Me:Well......(long pause).....I cant really answer that right now, (stares over shoulder) because theres a tree listening. :D

Good times good times.:stoned:

LMAO
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ummm....ok..you must have been stoned out of your mind. I remember when silly shit like that was hillarious. Good times indeed :thumbsup:

I love that. When I clicked on this thread I totally knew the story wouldn't be funny at all to me but you must have died when it happened.

K+ cause i feel ya man

it's a "you had to be there"

haha, you guys have must of been stoned

LIAR!

Hes not a liar man that happend. Dude we were messed up . Right before that while we were in the woods. He took his shirt off and told me he was going to live in the woods as a hobo. So he ran around the woods for a little while with his shirt off then came back to me and said " It's been a while josh what about two months". He is fucking crazy when he's high. thats why i get high with him man just to get a laugh. anyway...
-peace

I was once smoking with a bunch of my friends and this one kid who I dont hang out with that much was there and he'd never smoked before and wanted to try so we let him take a few bong rips. I swear to god, he said the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life. Going down the list...
"Holy shit, the're like, six of you."
"It feels like theres a cotton plantation in my mouth and the slaves are in the water and I need the slaves to pick all the cotton"
"Am I high? (3 seconds later) Hey, am I high? I think I'm high..."
The best is when we started to fuck with him and tell him shit like his mom was coming over because she'd found out he'd been smoking. Ha ha, good times...