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have you ever been walking in the street
and not been paying attention and walked face first
into something.
in 7th grade i was chasing some kids and i didnt see
the pull up bars.there was 3 different levels
the lower level bar hit me right in the forehead as i was running full speed
when i woke up i was surrounded by panties
i was laying on the floor and i was looking up the girls shorts
i smiled and passed out again
Haha, yeah I did it once back when I was in high school. We had an open campus and would leave for lunch. Me and some friends ran across the street to smoke a bowl and then walked down the street to the grocery store. I was walking along, talking to the guy on my left, and the next thing I knew I was on the ground, surrounded by a bunch of people laughing, at me and my ears were ringing. I had walked right into a street sign. LOL
LOL!!! I did it in high school looking back and talking to friends, and then another time in middle school when on the soccer field. :error: They were metal poles too.
one time i was all fucked on dex, and walking across a street...i heard brakes, and was on the ground....i was so confused...
i have a couple times lol, just talkin to ppl then all of a sudden just when i turn my head to look forward....BAM!! that was fuckin sore lol
i hit a parked car with my bike... twice.... :mad:
lol yeah i was facing someone tld them they was a cunt turnred around and walked into a big concrete pillar type thing ......i like was standing in a daze then simply fell over backwards. its was like totaly BANG....WHAO THE WORLD IS SPINNNING lol
I've never walked into a pole, but I did ride my bike into a parked car once. It was raining, my head was down, I didn't see it. :)
i ran into a car as well! i was flying down ventura blvd when a parked car on my right opened her door. i flew over the top of the door and kinda landed on the hood then fell to the concrete, it all happened so fast.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
never walked into a pole but a friend of mine and i were walking and she turned to say hey to a friend and she turned around right into the pole. BAM! i had to stiffle my laughs becuz i didnt want her to be embarrassed infront of the whole school, so i pulled her close and kept walking so any bystanders wouldnt really notice. lol
i also saw my brother hit himself in the head with the back of a contractor's hammer. we were taking down a fence, and me, my friend from next door, as well as my bro and his friend from next door were taking down our fence with hammers and i jus look over and he was concentrating on hitting the board square in the middle and wham, right in the forehead. i looked away real quick so he didnt know i saw him. lol
Me and a couple friends decided to TP a teachers house, when in the middle of the act he turned his porch lights on; I ran like wind and totaly got clothes lined by a clothes line, lol!
It knocked me on my back in a half seconed HARD, and left a huge whelp across my chest. I could barley breath, and just layed there. My friends ditched me, and I ended up having to clean all the toilet paper out of the trees.
Good times!