*GENERIC EGOTISTICAL THREAD*

I just wanted to make you all aware that I am the greatest thing to every exist. So why doesn't everyone post something GREAT about me. It can be anything that you want.


Also, ladies, if you would please make sexually explicit comments about me, like how much you want to get with me.

Thanks for your cooperation. :thumbsup:



























:pimp:I was just bored and wanted to poke fun at the kids who ask "Am I cool or a tool?"

Numerically, ure greater than God v1.0, and technically more advanced than the patch version for imac only, God v1.1, which battled the connection problems associated with the 1st version, and gameplay interface, becuz for sum reason apple computers are completely fucking different from every other computer in the world, either that, or they're just awkward bastards, like the french, driving on the right side, but I'm drifting man, driftin.........yeeeee, so you anyway, are sexually explicit to boot. I salute you and give you Tiny Tim's Titillating Typhoo Tea Thumbs Up ^ EXTRAVAGANZA! the higest of all honours, thats right 5 words, all conforming to alliteration, in a roooooooow, consecutively! thats what gives it Extra Vaganza!

I, actually, thought you had made a mistake when you created the name and forgot the "I" and somehow turned the "A" into a 2.0, but gotta give it up for God v2.0, 20% less fat than God v2.5!

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Originally Posted by Jimmicrackedcorn

Numerically, ure greater than God v1.0, and technically more advanced than the patch version for imac only, God v1.1, which battled the connection problems associated with the 1st version, and gameplay interface, becuz for sum reason apple computers are completely fucking different from every other computer in the world, either that, or they're just awkward bastards, like the french, driving on the right side, but I'm drifting man, driftin.........yeeeee, so you anyway, are sexually explicit to boot. I salute you and give you Tiny Tim's Titillating Typhoo Tea Thumbs Up ^ EXTRAVAGANZA! the higest of all honours, thats right 5 words, all conforming to alliteration, in a roooooooow, consecutively! thats what gives it Extra Vaganza!

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HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup: Well i give you 6......no wait! :thumbsup: SEVEN THUMBS UP!:rasta:

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

I, actually, thought you had made a mistake when you created the name and forgot the "I" and somehow turned the "A" into a 2.0, but gotta give it up for God v2.0, 20% less fat than God v2.5!

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no entiendo, satisfacer explico

your so cool i allow you to speak to me
not many get this privilege
you should be proud

HeHe, i dont understand.. maybe cos im high...

Ok, something great, your funny, and i think

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Originally Posted by God v2.0

no entiendo, satisfacer explico

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Okay, in my best broken spanish, I'll try and decipher that, then answer accordingly.

Sure...?

You are twice as fat as God v1.0.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

Okay, in my best broken spanish, I'll try and decipher that, then answer accordingly.

Sure...?

You are twice as fat as God v1.0.

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What does a statement of my mass have to do with anything?
Your illogical statement confuses me.


But I do thank you for the compliment if thats what you were getting at. :cool:

you're the perfect god
you never eat because your so full of yourself
and any god I worship has to be a skinny over-confident lord :OD