most stoned?

When were u the most stoned:stoned: uv ever been and what did u smoke.

...A couple of grams of cannibus club purchased Super Purple Urkle out of a volcano. It got me completely retarded. I fell asleep sitting on the floor and I have a very high tolerance.

Another time I smoked about 5 personal bowls out of a four foot glass bong and then took several gravity hits from a 2 liter. It was pretty good (no name) bud. All of a sudden I was playing halo and I was just spinning around in the air. It was also the only time that I refused to drive because I was too stoned. I never get too stoned, so its fun when you can get absolutely retarded.

last night my wife told me, it looked like my eyes were going to bleed......

I was at my sisters house and had 6 grams of high grade medicinal and smoked about 3 grams pretty fast, probably about 30 minutes to myself, then I had a blunt with a friend of hers and I shared some more bowls with her, my sister and myself all in about an hour.

I was barely walking then I laid down on the couch and tried to communicate with my sister using my fingers like put your hand out flat and move the fingers up and down and I was doing that for like 15 minutes. My sister said "are you okay davey?" I couldn't answer. I left a 1/2 gal of ice cream in the bathroom because I forgot it. I watched a super scary movie(was supposed to be) and laughed all the way through it. After the movie, smoked 3 more bowls and sat down and tried to speak. I couldn't talk but I could myself talking in my head but my mouth was just open not making any sound.

I was really baked beyond ever and my eyes were a dark dark red.

Dan

My birthday almost 2 years ago when my friend brought over some killer stuff he grew himself and we took fat rips off his bong in my kitchen when my parents were gone for the weekend. That was back before I smoked a lot and id get like a 40 sack of bammer and be like "cool" and make it last a month. That shit that night hit me so hard my whole body was like tingling and i was almost scared when i saw how red my eyes are. My eyes don't even get red anymore it seems.

I smoked about 2 ounces of Super Skunk between me and my cuz geoff. Passed out with the joints still burning in the hash tray.

3 years ago when I used to get through nearly an ounce of Skunk resin a day I got a 1/6th of this new stuff, only used an 1/8th of it and coundl'nt move for a few hours. I was terrified to smoke after that and still havn't quite got over the experience.

mmm skunk resin?..

What's "mmm skunk resin" supposed to mean?

The great snowstorm of 96. Got stuck at school, campus closed for the entire week. My roommate and I couldn't go home and there was no one around to sell bud to, so I said Fuck It...we went through a few ounces non-stop.