i got high and thought i was michael jordan

i was high and i thought iw as michael jordan. my friend called me and he said i kept answeringi questions about my retirement and shit. I was thinking, i wonder what it would be like to be jordan. and then all the sudden my brain was liek, dude im michael jordan right now, i can splash jumpers in whitey's mouth's if i want to, i really thought i was him. fucked up. That is some good nug my friend my friend.

...then you woke up and looked at your bank account and realized...

fuckin a, im off by a lot of zeroes

lol

haha that's great...I appreciate your icon by the way

haha 2pac is the greatest musician of all time

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Originally Posted by kpqb8

haha 2pac is the greatest musician of all time

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what instruments did he play?

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Originally Posted by yoda

what instruments did he play?

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The Trumpet in 8th grade, Bass drums in 9th, and a Mic from then on :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by kpqb8

haha 2pac is the greatest musician of all time

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I agree alot.

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Originally Posted by kpqb8

i was high and i thought iw as michael jordan. my friend called me and he said i kept answeringi questions about my retirement and shit. I was thinking, i wonder what it would be like to be jordan. and then all the sudden my brain was liek, dude im michael jordan right now, i can splash jumpers in whitey's mouth's if i want to, i really thought i was him. fucked up. That is some good nug my friend my friend.

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It could of been worse. You could of been Rosie O'Donnel and thought you were Michael Jordan:confused:
dai*ma:stoned: