best high i have ever gotten!!!!!!

omg i stopped for 4 weeks, and i just smoke the sickest bowl today!!!! i drak 4 shots of vodka then i took 7 hits of the best weed ive ever smoked!!! i literally am in a different world right now!!! omfg im so high right now i cant even move. wow i can barely type and i can barely hear lol.

dude
i hate when people post like this
if you couldnt move
how the FUCK are you typing>
damn
but im comin down right now
found a dimebag in my room
lol
so
good night
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

^^ true...
:stoned:

I remember the highest I have ever gotten.......


I was fifteen years old...

I smoked half a bowl of some herb from a friend I had known since kidnergarten.

All red colors that I was not directly looking at were flashing.

All I could hear from the TV was uncomprehendable blabber

I was so stoned that I wouldn't face my mom.

She got mad at me.

The next day I found the remainder of that weed had "vanished"

that same parent smoked me out with some medical marijuana when I was 21 years old.:smokin:

omg im 14 so 145 arbn 15 are kinding close lomaj. yo i cant rly move and i cant type right and. so i can still see. wtf am i typinge? dude i omg i cant remember what i said the l;ast time i . FUCK! i cannot tyep lol, the funny thinf is i rlly cant type right i cant rememebr what i type and i go off tiopic. lopl;

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omg im 14 so 145 arbn 15 are kinding close lomaj. yo i cant rly move and i cant type right and. so i can still see. wtf am i typinge? dude i omg i cant remember what i said the l;ast time i . FUCK! i cannot tyep lol, the funny thinf is i rlly cant type right i cant rememebr what i type and i go off tiopic. lopl;

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STFU

ain't envy:rasta: a bish????

no im not joking i honestly cat type. im starting to sober down but rlly i cant remember what the fuck im typing and im too lazy to go back and read it lol.. ioll post more tomorrow and ill tell u what happend. well ill tell you now... i opned up my window to smoke my packed bowl, i took7 hits like i said, all of the sudden i go to put m bowl away and i here a sudden loud noise.. i go into my bathroom and my cat is gone... he jumped out the window onto my roof. now im 14, living with parents, not allowed to smoke lol. its 11:00 pm at night and my fucking cat jumps out of the friken window. im so paranoid i almost died. so finally my cat comes back to the window, i go to grab him and he hisses loudwer than i can scream. my mom wakes up just as im brining him throguh the window, she comes to the bathroom and asks med... WTF was that? i said i stepped on the fcuking cat and she beleived me! rofl haha~!

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omg im 14 so 145 arbn 15 are kinding close lomaj. yo i cant rly move and i cant type right and. so i can still see. wtf am i typinge? dude i omg i cant remember what i said the l;ast time i . FUCK! i cannot tyep lol, the funny thinf is i rlly cant type right i cant rememebr what i type and i go off tiopic. lopl;

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aahahahaa :thumbsup: dude, just go relax and watch a movie, lol.. ur makin a fool of urself:p just rchill and watch some tv :o :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

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no im not joking i honestly cat type. im starting to sober down but rlly i cant remember what the fuck im typing and im too lazy to go back and read it lol.. ioll post more tomorrow and ill tell u what happend. well ill tell you now... i opned up my window to smoke my packed bowl, i took7 hits like i said, all of the sudden i go to put m bowl away and i here a sudden loud noise.. i go into my bathroom and my cat is gone... he jumped out the window onto my roof. now im 14, living with parents, not allowed to smoke lol. its 11:00 pm at night and my fucking cat jumps out of the friken window. im so paranoid i almost died. so finally my cat comes back to the window, i go to grab him and he hisses loudwer than i can scream. my mom wakes up just as im brining him throguh the window, she comes to the bathroom and asks med... WTF was that? i said i stepped on the fcuking cat and she beleived me! rofl haha~!

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thats pretty funny, Sorry bout bein a dick its just you made it so obvious that you were faking it, that STFU was gonna come one way or another