Memo from the National affairs desk

Last night as i was letting a few guest out at a late hour.

I waved goodbye....as they left in there car a hairy biker drove past and launched a brick at me, tied to the brick was another memo from my old freind Mister DSS. Currently in hiding as he owes his ex wife money
I will put it up as is

Ripper, you c*nt

Why why why can you never pay bills, next time you skip out and leave me a bill like that to pay(for a meal which you ate most of........I didnt have four plates of chips did i?) I will rip your lungs out and eat them. u went to the toilet and that was it gone....and i know your too fat to get out the toilet window.............those bastards let you out through the kitchen Pigfucker.

Anyway thank you for the Reds they are greatly appreciated they go some way to making up for that scene.......Anyway I see you have been getting your stupid ass in trouble again winding people up and acting like some kind of crusader.....get of your high horse and except your just not good enough, maybe they would have asked you but not now you stupid fucker......your ego eats ya all the time. You would have been good as well i bet, but you fucked up big style. It pains me to say it ripper but your an idiot.

Anyway,,,,,,,,,,,,I have wrote my Piece for rolling stone to try and get that job.....have you you lazy fucker or have you been sitting in that chair in fron of your pc scratching your belly again, you need to get out more. In fact you dont you need to get more work done.....You know this gig is tough, only the toughest make it......

anyway Selah
DSS
oh yeh i hope tiny didnt actualy hit you with that brick, he said it would be fun.



oh well at least the poor buggers alive eh
It was tied to the brick funnily enough with a wristband
oh well
Ripper