Fear not the Drug test

First of all hello, new to the forum been reading it all day tho waiting for my account to register. Just finished smoking all my weed and reading all your posts about being high has got me feinding. About passing drug tests I got some very valuable information for you guys and it comes from a guy that spent 13 years in the pin to find out. He also a very good friend of mine and I didnt believe a word he said because I've known so many friends on probation and the hoops they jump through or crap they would buy to clean there systems for testing. Your probably not going to believe this when I tell you the secret and how easy and guaranteed it is to work. I didnt believe it till I was forced to do it.

I was in between jobs and needed one, one of my friends said he could get me on in 1 days time and I was like ...sweeet.. then he told me they drug test and I had been getting blazed heavy for about 2 weeks straight with my homeboy. Back then I weighed about 150 pounds at 5'11.

I had to test and my homeboy from the pen said all you have to do......Is drink enough water to piss 5 times on your 5th piss you pretty much piss water the weed or any other drug doesnt even have time to be filtered in to your urine. He told me that in the pin they get some of the best drugs however they also have the best drug tests and if it worked in there , he told me it would easily pass any drug test.

Nervous as I was and knowing I was going to fail this piss test cuz how heavily and recent I was hitting the jane. They called me up the next day and Hired me to my baffled amazement and at my friends expense of 13 years in the pin . I now depart this priceless information to the masses of mary jane lovers.

Normally If you drink enuff water to have to piss five times takes less than an hour to achieve , so unless you just get hit up on the spot and some one says piss right here right now, You need not fear The drug test any more.

Long first post, my apologies ..... its good to be among you.