What is your favorite "stump a stoner" joke?
Some of mine:
How do you stump a stoner ?
a) ask "What were we talking about last ?" :confused:
b) ask "Where did you put your stash ?" :confused:
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What is your favorite "stump a stoner" joke?
Some of mine:
How do you stump a stoner ?
a) ask "What were we talking about last ?" :confused:
b) ask "Where did you put your stash ?" :confused:
"Where are your keys"
"What did you have for dinner last night?"
"Got any Food?"
"Wtf are we watching?"
"Huh what?"
So basically we can go all night listing things people could have recently done.... yeah it gets old pretty quick.
"how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck marijuana?"
penis
hey man is that the garage we parked in?
dude what color is your car again?
are you sure we're in the right garage?
"what's infinity?"
that question fucked me up.
first person: did you hear that?
stoner: No...
first person: neither did i
"Who has the lighter??"
"Whose turn is it...?"