WARNING don't smoke 1500 pounds in 15 minutes - you could die!!!

I found this on the internet in some federal court documents...

8. At present it is estimated that cannabis's LD-50 is around 1:20,000 or 1:40,000. In layman terms this means that in order to induce death a marijuana smoker would have to consume 20,000 to 40,000 time as much cannabis as is contained in one marijuana cigarette. NIDA-supplied marijuana cigarettes weigh approxi-mately .9 grams. A smoker would theoretically have to consume nearly 1,500 pounds of cannabis within about 15 minutes to induce a lethal response.

we should get started on some contraption that would
allow me to kill myself in this fashion.

when i reach old age ill bring out the death machine

Talk about getting stoned, at like pound 1100 in the 7th min. you would be baked...lol

if i had 1500 pounds of weed
i would die of a happiness overdose

if 500 lbs of weed were to fall ... from 15 feet in the air and land on you...
you'd die... i pressume

no smoking needed...

Ok,i'll try not to smoke 1500 pounds in the next 5 minute... Thanks for the heads up...

Don't smoke Garden Knowm for breakfast.

Save him for lunch.

Tbh, its just not possible. You'd easily pass out before you could smoke a pound lol...

you would die before then because the lack of air....or pass out.

Too late man i already did it, i think im dying....