I need to pass a piss test.
The following was stolen from Totse.com
Nothing, I repeat nothing that you take internally will help you. Vinegar will change the pH only if it is added to the piss, not if you drink it. Besides, they check the pH of your sample and if it's outside of a certain range it is an automatic fail [they figure that it will only happen if you are trying to rig the test]. I've been doing the test thing for almost 20 years, so you can damn well believe what I say. Let's see if I can make this clear: They do not test for the presence of drugs. They are testing for the presence of drug metabolites, which are the by-products your body makes from the drugs as it processes them.
Now, your body produces these metabolites at a certain rate and if they are in your piss they will be detected. No ifs ands or buts about it. The only way to pass is to see that your piss doesn't have any metabolites in it [or a low enough level to not trigger a positive result]. There are two ways to see that this is so. One is to be clean. Lacking that, your only other choice is to drink a lot of water [you really only need to start the night before the test. I've even done it starting the morning of the test] and giving a dilute piss sample. Here's how that works: Consider a glass [your bladder]. Now this glass fills with water [piss]. While it is filling there is a bottle of food coloring [metabolite] that drops a drop once every 5 minutes.
Now overnight the water fills slowly, so that the cup doesn't need to be emptied before you wake up. But when you do get up you have a cup of water that has a lot of food color in it [a drop every 5 minutes, over the course of the night can be a lot]. This is why you never give your first sample of the day. Now, in the regular course of a day, you might fill this glass every 5 or 6 hours or so. In that time you've been having the food color drop every 5 minutes still. So after 5 or 6 hours you still have a measurable amount of food color [metabolites] in your water [piss]. This is no good, either. Now, say you drink a lot of water before going to the test [and I would strongly recommend drinking coffee, too, since it make you piss a lot], and you piss several times before you take the test [they won't let you piss there until the test, so be sure that you've pissed a few times before you go in]. Then when you actually take the test it has been [usually] no more than an hour, at the most, since you last emptied the cup [pissed]. This would leave, at most, 12 drops of food coloring in the water, which is below the measurable limit. Of course the color of your piss will be clear. This will make them suspicious. Taking B-complex mega vitamins [start on them at least 3 days before your test] will make your piss yellow, even if you just pissed three times in 15 minutes. This should do the trick. I hope this has answered the question about piss tests once and for all [but I doubt it].
Does anybody have any other tips for me to pass?
I need to pass a piss test.
That's about it really. Just hope the center you're testing at doesn't screen for dilution. I have heard of people failing for watered down pee. yellow or not. Your best bet if you can get away with it is sibstitution. If you can't then flushing out with water may be your best hope.
I need to pass a piss test.
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Originally Posted by benagain
That's about it really. Just hope the center you're testing at doesn't screen for dilution. I have heard of people failing for watered down pee. yellow or not. Your best bet if you can get away with it is sibstitution. If you can't then flushing out with water may be your best hope.
haha the place i go to is so fuckin stupid, i used somebody elses piss and i passed, they must not even check temperature
I need to pass a piss test.
i was in rehab for like 5 months for getting caught with pot. when i smoked i just drank like 4 gallons of water a day and i got it out of me in 3 days.
I need to pass a piss test.
A friend of mine applied for a job as a pharmaceutical rep and they took HAIR to test for illegal substances...."Would all the hairless applicants please form a new line, Thank you".
I need to pass a piss test.
I'm finding all this stuff a bit scary and Big Brother like...
I need to pass a piss test.
hi ive got a piss test tommorow ive not took anything for 3 weeks 5 days by the time it happens, ive been goin gym almost everyday and drinking water i smoked about a eighth a day for 15yrs do you think i should go for it or give it more time ,ive got to pass this test for a job
I need to pass a piss test.
Put a friend who's not been smoking's piss into a condom, take a small knife, when you need to pee cut the condom with the blade (don't mix the condom up with your dick, TRUST ME, rofl) and put the pee into the cup.
I need to pass a piss test.
yeh but by the time i get to the test centre the temp wont be right its quite a distance from mine ,i need to pass this myself because i could get another the next day and so on im 5ft 10 and 13.5 stone
I need to pass a piss test.
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Originally Posted by presto
yeh but by the time i get to the test centre the temp wont be right its quite a distance from mine ,i need to pass this myself because i could get another the next day and so on im 5ft 10 and 13.5 stone
hmmm... not sure then. Would they test for temp as well? I don't really know much about passin a piss test when you've had a toke but i've heard that it can be a fool proof way to pass a test. But good luck tho man :thumbsup:
