Favorite weed/drug references

bored and baked. A thread for what you like to call your stuff. I'm just a basic guy that calls my stuff chronic or hydro

ahahaha great avatar. I just finished watching episode 3 on google video.

EDIT: SpongeBong HempPants is a fantastic weed/drug reference.

i usually call it cannabis sativa, weed, gangja, or trees. and i like to say i am blazed, baked, and high (as shit).

bud. herb. weed. pot. stoned. baked. smoke a bowl. puff a bowl. get some bud. get some dank. nugget.
i say all of these (and probably a few more)

i don't call it
chronic. hydro. KB. dope. spliff.

back in the day we used to smoke
schwag. dirt. beasters. midgrade.

I almost always say Reefer or Cheeba.

i call marijuana weed.
i call smoking weed, smoking.
i call my pipes bongs and all that, what they are.
i call being severely intoxicated, stoned as fuck, or high as shit...
if for some reason i need to disguise what i'm talking about i have my ways...
wanna go smoke = come'ere lemme show you something or just plain out com'ere...
i need (to buy) weed = i need something from you...

i don't have to many people to hide from... those who i do 'hide' from it's not exactly hiding, it's just keeping my shit on 'low attention', for instance, i don't go rubbing what i do in peoples faces, but if they asked, i wouldn't deny it..

trees

and i call the first hit greens, and the second hit cypher

anyone else do that?

I either say im stoned or fucked, and i call cannabis: Weed, skunk, bud, pot, mary jane... Depends what mood im in :)

I call me cannabis - weed, pot, green...nearly every time.

I call getting stoned - getting blitzed every time.

I call my solids - rocky

And my skunk - skunk (or the following terms above)

i call marijuana...-weed,herb,herbage,trees,treefer,bud,shag,bunk,the kill

when really high i say...-"dood im baked like whoa","dood im stoned like whoa"

when the joint/blunt gets small i say..."clip that shit"

papers,wraps,blunts,bongs,pipes are exactly that i have no "special" name for them

if you hear the "whooooo-deee whoooo" call come get stoned