THANKS TO GOD, I HAVE PASSED MY TEST

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Well well well. I have now today received an official letter indicating the results of my drug test from about 10 days ago. I had received no info whatsoever with regards to it until today when i read the sweet tasting words printed on that paper:
"Drug Test Results: Negative"
Measures i took and the effectiveness i believe they had:
Clean for 14 days - not enough to eliminate all thc from years of use and fatty tissue
Did 9 day total permanent cleansing program with strict diet - I was skeptical of this, but i am seriously convinced that this works if done properly. Cost $120 Out the door, online. Clean until exposed again. Confident it works.
Remained Clean for another 18 days - 32 days alone, i doubt would be enough to have cleansed my system, due to HEAVY saturation and body mass.
On Day of test, took omni cleansing softgel - I know 3 people personally, who have used this pill alone with water to pass a drug test. They stayed clean for about 1 day prior to use.
Day of, day before, after, test, said my prayers - Without God, anything could have gone wrong to cause all other efforts taken to fail.
In conclusion, if your job is worth paying $120 one time, and you can be clean and stick to a strict diet for about 9-10 days (if u have the time, of course), the permanent cleanser program is probably the best just because its your piss, u wont have to worry about substitution, dilution, temperature, creatine, specific gravity, pH, etc. And afterwards, you can bottle and freeze a few samples of your own piss which should be good for use for about 1 year.