The ol' Good-cop Bad-cop rutine

How many people have had the police do this number on em? And i wonder if there are any ways around it, so you don't slip up.

Got caught smokin outside at a school on a saterday with my buddy first thing in the morning. Twas my wake n bake. Cops pull up, we're screwed. Nothing we can do except power lung as much smoke into the lungs before the end. Guy cop and lady cop they were. They let us sit together while they pretended to converse in the cruiser and when they got out they split us up and talk to us sepretly.

Girl cop starts telling me this and that and how i can be charged with possesion and how she'll let me go if i tell her we're i got the shit. Naturally i spilled my guts. JK, fuck that, out of loyalty to my dealer i told her that i couldn't tell her. She kept on trying to convince me then they switched off.

Now i'm talking to guy cop. He acted really pissed off that he got called down there for "half a gram of shake" (went there with an eighth, smoked all but half a gram) and then he tells me i'm going ot jail if i don't tell him. I made the mistake of thinking he'd apprieciate me lookin him in the eyes while i talked to him as sign of respect. He got on my case for starring him down and they switched off again.

They did this several times, each time they came back the punishment got worse n worse and they got more intense in their questioning. Neither I nore my friend cracked and they broke my pipe (that thing was like a father to me) and teased me about the resin it was full of before letting us go scott free.

We came back and got 3 grams of resin from the broken glass :). At least some good came out of tragedy.

I honestly liked that story a lot. You and your friends were very true and loyal to each other (and to your dealer). And I felt bad about the cops being mean and joking about the resin and then breaking the pipe.

You're also lucky as hell not to have gone down on unlawful possession, public intoxication, and/or use of illegal drugs.


if you're gonna smoke weed, find a safe house to do it at. I have several safe houses if I ever do smoke, i have pretty much endless possibilities.

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Originally Posted by skaisdead

You're also lucky as hell not to have gone down on unlawful possession, public intoxication, and/or use of illegal drugs.


if you're gonna smoke weed, find a safe house to do it at. I have several safe houses if I ever do smoke, i have pretty much endless possibilities.

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keep in mind that this advise is coming from the same DIPSHIT who got arrested and admitted to starting fires-

Shut up, you sandypoint faggot. You're about as useful as herpes.

The good cop bad cop routine is jokes, in my highschool the principal and his assisstant always fucking do it.

They did it to me once, for grafitting pot leaves , "GET HIGH FUCK SCHOOL", and 420 all over desks. They called me out of gym and first the assisstant talked to me. He was all calm and relaxed, trying to get me to confess, then the principal comes in through the back door lmao.

He had a poker face and kept trying to get me to confess by blatently accusing me and shit, telling me that he had the teacher keep an eye on that desk lmao.. like I was gonna believe dat.

I kept denying it and denying it and eventually they let me out, cuz they dont got SHIT. This goes to everyone .... NEVER let the good cop bad cop routine fool you ... they dont got shit on you, and if they did, they wouldnt be interrogating you and questioning you and pressuring you if they had proof of what you did. Fuck the police lol their mind games are too easy to crack. Just remember this

NO PERSON SHALL BE COMPELLED IN ANY CRIMINAL CASE TO BE A WITTNESS AGAINST HIMSELF

the constitution :D

fifth ammendment*