Rolled again - The Nineth Time, need evidence please read

Okay I have been rolled for a lot of shit that I have gotten away with, and the eighth time i was let go with a "Dont do it again"

Now the nineth times it was a tuesday, and I came home mom wasn't home and I had the runs. I had the shittest runs ever since that preivous sunday and everyday there would be this horrible pain in my colon. I took a shit in the bathroom, and flushed it, it didn't block, but it stunk like hell.

So i grabbed my bong and my weed and toked up for about an hour, on my balcony; It was fucking windy, and it was almost rainy. My pains left immediately. I put my bong back in the Bathroom cupboards.

I was putting the lighter back, and I was like "Shit my mom might be coming home!" so I dropped the lighter in the sink (??? i was high lol) and went upstairs to clean up. I came downstairs and noticed that the lighter was not where it was supposed to be. I kept fretting about where I had put it, but my mom came back while I was looking.

She saw it in the sink five minutes later and she said "What is this doing in here?!!" And I said that I had took a dump upstairs, and I was going to light a candle, but I dropped it to get the phone. and she says "I dont believe you!" but i said it was true. She went up to her room, and I heard he going onto the balconey. She obviousley didnt smell it, the rain and wind made it leave.

I heard her going through the bathroom cupboard while I was listening panniced downstairs. I knew I was rolled, but apparently she didn't see my bong and came downstairs and said "Its better to open the window when it just smells" and im all "ok" and I told her that I had two tests and needed to study for both (truth) which I did. And I remmebered. I am positive I got an A on both tests which would help my case.

I had my Japanese lesson that night, and I did my homework last minute (I always do that) and my mom got really pissed. I went to my lesson baked. lol

Okay the next morning at about 6:30, I woke up to get ready for school. And, my mom said "You have two tests today right?" and I said yes. She said "I'll give you some advice, its not good to study for tests and smoking pot!" BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay and she kept hounding me and asking who supplied it. "I am not gonna tell" and she says "Nobody is gonna no it was you." I was just saying in my head "Mom do u honestly think that nobody would know? He would find out! And getting somebody in trouble because I got caught is gay!"

When I got caught the eighth time I washed my mouth out with soap because I drank somebody elses 7-UP and I kept hacking loogies to get the taste of soap out of my mouth. And She Yelled at me "THATS FROM SMOKING MARIJUANA!!!!" and i said, no I washed my mouth out with soap. And I explained to her that the reason Tobacco smokers get a buildup of phlegm was because of the fiberglass in it. ANd there isn't any in weed. And she just yelled at me for defending it when i was just telling her the reason tobacco smokers caugh a shit load and Weed smokers dont!!! WTF!!

My mom has been a bitch to everybody ever since, and she kept saying "You need to know its self-destructive". And I honestly think smoking two bowls a week is a lot safer thatn taking two spoons of sugar and just eating them a week.

My mom said she wouldn't tell my dad until there was a good time. So I need to build up some good evidence proving that CANNABIS ( I never call it Marijuana or Pot).

I have already got the Drug Policy Alliance facts and the Wikipedia facts. And I think that the truths are beggining to unfold, and there will be a big push to legalize and unschedule Cannabinoids

So, I need evidence and a good story to play up against my father, please help me.

-RD James

Whoa, damn, dude. Okay, you need to tell them that it's just who you are and you'll try to keep it out of the house but they can't force you to be clean. I dunno...I'm high and probably don't make any sense...

I guess Im lucky my parents dont care so Im not sure what to tell you...but just search for more stuff online to present a strong case. You should print the stuff out and have them read some of it. Dont fight with them just stay calm and act mature and they'll probably be more open to hear what you have to say.

Jackherer.com has some info.

just so's you know, if your gonna send anybody a letter, dont use wikipedia as a source because its written by a bunch of ppl who dont know what theyre talking about and nobodys gonna listen...

Just cry and say you'll never do it again.

depends on what kinda guy ur dad is but the fact is that dope is illegal....so just ask what illegal drug they would rather you do?.....scag?....pcp?
check http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/psychoactives.shtml for something to help your case.....

fyi, tobacco smokers get phlem because of the horrible toxic chemicals in cigarettes, and the fact that they smoke 10-20 a day. There isn't any fiberglass in cigarettes, there is however, fiberglass in chewing tobacco.

Weed smokers don't get phlem because there is no way anyone could smoke 10-20 cigarettes worth of weed a day on a regular basis.

I can and have :D

well good for you but i need more!!!!

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