WELL, TOOK MY DRUG TEST TODAY...
Yes, i finally took my long anticipated, very important that i pass, drug test. I had contemplated substituting clean piss, and i even have some clean piss stored in the freezer. Out of fear that i may have to urinate with the door open or even just getting caught, I abstained for a total of 33 days to this date. Prior to that I had smoke every single day at least twice, for the past 5 years. The average would probably more like 3-4 times per day, all chronic and sometimes kush, never shwag. I missed not having to worry about taking a drug test since i had never taken one prior to today. Needless to say, i had plenty of time to prepare. I did so as follows:
After 1 week of abstaining, i purchased some permanent cleansing pills off the internet for an out the door price of $120. I purchased the Omni cleansing pill. I found out my exact day of testing last friday evening. After i had finished the permanent cleansing program, i was clean for about 15 days. I tested myself with one of the strips which was included, and i interpreted as a positive result. I was pissed. I was on my way to spend another $150 on the whizzinator, but i decided that id better purchase an at home testing kit. I took it and also interpreted it as a positive result. Shit. Then my wife informed me that even a very faint line was considered a negative outcome. There was some hope after all. I called the company's (phamatech) cust. service line and the lady insisted that it was a negative result. She informed me that i could send my specimen in and they would test it using GC/MS free of charge. I sent it in and a few days later i got my results online. Under "drug of abuse" it stated "none detected". There might just be something to these permanent cleansers, for $120, there better be. So anyway, i went in today with the belief that i was squeaky clean, just to be on the safe side i took the omni. I know 3 friends personally who swear by it. I drank about a gallon of water in the morning, took the omni pill around 10:30, and half a pill of b-complex at around 12:00. I wound up taking my test at 1:30. My sample was a little bit on the neon side, but the lab tech did not say anything. I also noticed that i could have totally pulled off the substitution if i could have delivered it at the right temperature. But there was just too much uncertainty to know for sure. Well I did say my prayers last night, this morning, and prior to submitting my sample, as well as after. Now the only problem i am faced with is wether or not i should blaze up? I fear that they will call me in to retest due to a diluted result. Oh yeah, i also drank a regular monster energy drink on my way to the lab. Since they said it would take 1-3 bus. days for the results, i figure if i single use today and today only, i will at least have until monday if they call me to retest, for me to clear out what i use today, which if i did would be a minimal amount of probably some kush. Well, for those who think i spent too much money, it was worth it if i pass, because this job would pay $15 / hr. with increases every 500 hours up to top dollar whcih is currently $25/ hr. Plus full benefits and vacation pay, and job placement whenever laid off. Anyone have any opinions on whether or not i should hold out on blazing until i get my results? Sorry for being lengthy but i tried to cover all the deatils for those out in similar situations. Thank you.
WELL, TOOK MY DRUG TEST TODAY...
WELL, TOOK MY DRUG TEST TODAY...
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Originally Posted by ToKnoIsToGro
Yes, i finally took my long anticipated, very important that i pass, drug test. I had contemplated substituting clean piss, and i even have some clean piss stored in the freezer. Out of fear that i may have to urinate with the door open or even just getting caught, I abstained for a total of 33 days to this date. Prior to that I had smoke every single day at least twice, for the past 5 years. The average would probably more like 3-4 times per day, all chronic and sometimes kush, never shwag. I missed not having to worry about taking a drug test since i had never taken one prior to today. Needless to say, i had plenty of time to prepare. I did so as follows:
After 1 week of abstaining, i purchased some permanent cleansing pills off the internet for an out the door price of $120. I purchased the Omni cleansing pill. I found out my exact day of testing last friday evening. After i had finished the permanent cleansing program, i was clean for about 15 days. I tested myself with one of the strips which was included, and i interpreted as a positive result. I was pissed. I was on my way to spend another $150 on the whizzinator, but i decided that id better purchase an at home testing kit. I took it and also interpreted it as a positive result. Shit. Then my wife informed me that even a very faint line was considered a negative outcome. There was some hope after all. I called the company's (phamatech) cust. service line and the lady insisted that it was a negative result. She informed me that i could send my specimen in and they would test it using GC/MS free of charge. I sent it in and a few days later i got my results online. Under "drug of abuse" it stated "none detected". There might just be something to these permanent cleansers, for $120, there better be. So anyway, i went in today with the belief that i was squeaky clean, just to be on the safe side i took the omni. I know 3 friends personally who swear by it. I drank about a gallon of water in the morning, took the omni pill around 10:30, and half a pill of b-complex at around 12:00. I wound up taking my test at 1:30. My sample was a little bit on the neon side, but the lab tech did not say anything. I also noticed that i could have totally pulled off the substitution if i could have delivered it at the right temperature. But there was just too much uncertainty to know for sure. Well I did say my prayers last night, this morning, and prior to submitting my sample, as well as after. Now the only problem i am faced with is wether or not i should blaze up? I fear that they will call me in to retest due to a diluted result. Oh yeah, i also drank a regular monster energy drink on my way to the lab. Since they said it would take 1-3 bus. days for the results, i figure if i single use today and today only, i will at least have until monday if they call me to retest, for me to clear out what i use today, which if i did would be a minimal amount of probably some kush. Well, for those who think i spent too much money, it was worth it if i pass, because this job would pay $15 / hr. with increases every 500 hours up to top dollar whcih is currently $25/ hr. Plus full benefits and vacation pay, and job placement whenever laid off. Anyone have any opinions on whether or not i should hold out on blazing until i get my results? Sorry for being lengthy but i tried to cover all the deatils for those out in similar situations. Thank you.
not to be nosey, but is this a union job?
WELL, TOOK MY DRUG TEST TODAY...
youve already waited this long, just a few more days wont hurt, just in case
**sorry I didnt realize this was from awhile back**
WELL, TOOK MY DRUG TEST TODAY...
yeah, i did not hold off and was kinda worried that it may come back diluted, as i drank a little over a gallon that morning. But, i took the omni near test time and it does contain creatine. Its only like 250 mg of it but i think it worked as i was pissing just water, and maybe some coffee reminaints. So yes i passed, i think they might have hit it with gc/ms because it took a little while to get my results.
