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do you get embarrased if someone seen you shaking hands with the president.
or if you seen someone do it.
i used to feel weird but after being locked up i see things different.
even taking a dump id get embarresed if some open the door or watched me wipe my colo.not no more i could care less.
feels kind of good like a weight was removed.
i think most people are too uptight
haha, the only time I don't mind someone seeing me spank the monkey is when I'm with a chick who gets off on watching. Otherwise, I feel quite vulnerable, and embarassed...
I have to admit it goes a little differently when I'm with someone and doing it. I go nice and slow when with a girl, but when I'm alone, I'm like a little chimpanzee just giving it hell, lol! (It goes quicker that way)
I can finish by myself in 45.23 seconds flat! ;)
funny funny
its always nice to keep masturbation and bowel movement stories to a minimum in most social situations....
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Originally Posted by JunkYard
JunkYard... you never fail to make me laugh... thanks for being you. :)
Guys really time it?!?!? That is interesting, lol....thanks for the laugh
34.764 seconds fastest :rasta:
4.5 hours longest :pimp:
So how fast can you finish when you are with a chick JunkYard :confused: :D
Well, the last time someone I wasn't sleeping with caught me, it was my neighbor. She'd come to my window and looked in. So I slept with her.Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
If the girl I've been sleeping with, for over five years, catches me, she has the worst way of bringing things up.
However, if I'm alone, I always feel ashamed, after the fact. But, that doesn't stop me. :smokin:
i think it'd be hilarious to walk in on a guy, better yet a chick, masterbating. if i knew the person i'd walk out laughing, if i wanted to fuck the person i'd probably finish it for them. I've watched a couple guys get them selves off, and i think its dam hot! lol.
by the way 45 seconds, thats pretty quick.