cross eyed

I was watching COPS and they were arresting this dude. The cop asked the dude when the last time he did meth was and the dude said he hadn't done meth in a month but that he just got done smoking a j. The cop started to do some kind of sobriety test. The cop made the dude watch his finger as he slowly touched the bridge of the dudes nose to see if he would go cross eyed. The cop said if you are high you can't cross your eyes. I just smoked 3 bowls I can still cross my eyes. I figure either I'm special or the cop is full of shit.

Can you cross your eyes when you are stoned?

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Originally Posted by BigHomie

I was watching COPS and they were arresting this dude. The cop asked the dude when the last time he did meth was and the dude said he hadn't done meth in a month but that he just got done smoking a j. The cop started to do some kind of sobriety test. The cop made the dude watch his finger as he slowly touched the bridge of the dudes nose to see if he would go cross eyed. The cop said if you are high you can't cross your eyes. I just smoked 3 bowls I can still cross my eyes. I figure either I'm special or the cop is full of shit.

Can you cross your eyes when you are stoned?

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yes... maybe he was reffering to other drugs or he was just full of shit, because i cant see why weed would impair your ability to cross your eyes.

It doesnt. I have been blazed as hell and I know i can still cross my eyes because i have pictures of it...lol

thats bullshit. my friend gets cross eyed when hes high and its hilarious.

I never try to cross my eyes. It gives me a headache.

Hrm, I can cross my eyes when Im high.:stoned:

So can i... its bullshit... and meth is serious scum.

if anything, i would guess it'd be a scare tactic... alot of people when they feel 'busted' will just come out admitting it, hoping that even after all the shit the cops gone through to get the truth (and sometimes it can be pretty fucking ridiculous, yet these people wonder why the cop gets aggervated when they had to go through 30 mins of bullshit to find out the truth that person a has been lying about the whole time, i can understand why some of these cops get pissed....) and yet they lied anyways, that somehow this sudden last burst of honesty will spare them from jail... that'd be my best guess... one thing i don't understand tho, is why the cop would pull something like this knowing he's going (or could be, i dunno how the actual footage of cops works, if they show it all, or only the good shit, which coincidently i'd much rather see a shoot out or a raid then some guy getting pulled over and carted off to jail for two bears and a roach in the ashtray) to be on tv, and that pretty much every city in every state will have atleast one person see his ass saying this bullshit... it would be kind of funny to see this tho...
~cop pulls car over, guy jumps out, obviously intoxicated to high hell and back, runs up to the cop car...~
"look occifer i'm sobor i can cross my eyesss, caaaan i go now?"
"GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND NOW!!"