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CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
I love you guys!
^^^^ Funny one!
At the risk of having people get pissed off at this comment, I'll post this joke... please note this would be the 1st time turtle has shown "sexists" comments against women... so, please, take it as a joke....
At the beginning of time, God created man....
Man, was all alone... rumaging through creation...
God saw that Man needed a companion... so he called him...
God said:
Man, I'm going to create for you a partner.
I need from you one ear, one arm, two ribs, a piece of your nose, a piece of your stomach, 8 fingers, 1/3rd of your brain, and half a yard of skin...
After giving God's proposition serious thought for a couple of days, Man said to God:
God, here... what can I get for two ribs?
thats gotta be one of the worst jokes i have ever heard turtle, and just like to ask , i read on one of your threads that you had a x10 controler do you have it fitted and how are they,the postman.
Hmmm... sorry for the joke then.Quote:
Originally Posted by postmandave
As for the X10 timers, they're great.
Somewhere in my thread there's a screen shot of the software... pretty nifty.
One of the best things I like about them, is that the "controll" box, has batteries... so, if the electrical power goes out, when it comes back again, all timers will keep the correct time... you don't have to do the reset-every-timer routine.
that is one of the reasons for me wanting to go for it, , thanks for that , when i get it if i get stuck with anything, will it be cool to give you a shout, the postman.