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Hey guys, you might not care about this, but to me it is a pretty big deal. Today it became official, I got sworn into the NAVY !! :thumbsup: I got a great job with the seabees, and I leave in less than two weeks!
(just thought I'd share that with everyone, im siked!!)
well thats great but all the navy does is provide beds for theQuote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
duh duh duhhhh
air force
and all they do is provide air support for the
duh duh duhhhh
army
and all they do is provide latrines for the
duh duh duhhhh
marines
and all they do is shit on the
duh duh *record scratch*
coast guard
and all they do is stop
duh duh duhhhh
the cubans
great you wont be smoking for like 4 years hope your psyched about that!!
lol congratulationsQuote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
soldier scrub your ass
put down that joint
sit down stand up
clean this clean that
dont say this say that
run stop jump crawl suck
good look officer mayo-nase
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Originally Posted by da haze meister
8 years to be exact.
i believe you do get to travel alot!Quote:
Originally Posted by da haze meister
That shit was funny as hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by da haze meister
The Navy
are you kidding me
well, at least your a seabee. I guess
Tips of advice to you, my once stoned friend
ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM!!
Avoid any deployments where you cross the equator. (You will find out)
You can buy weed in Thailand, korea, singapore and Tokyo. It is easily found.
But you are gonna get pissed test where they watch your dick pee in the cup
The navy, are you sure
You know the Marines are a part of the Navy
The mens part.
Congratulations on becoming a Seamen.
Good Luck
and keep your head down
Enjoy being paid to kill people.
Have fun. Work hard. And don't end up like one of these guys: http://www.humorbug.com/p-10-1790/fu...-the-navy.html :thumbsup:
ignorance at its finest :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Oli