If you had the choice to be any animal at all what animal would it be?, and why
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If you had the choice to be any animal at all what animal would it be?, and why
A dog so I can sex every bitch lol!!!!
an elephant cause i could seriously fuck some shit up if you pissed me off
a snake
snakes are fucking sexy creatures.
A cat because it isn't owned,it owns :D
Eagle because it gets high..literally. Thats got to be fun
A tiger because I'm a loner, a natural hunter, and because I can get extremely viscious when provoked.
Dogs get the most respect from people and they are a mans best friend.
A lion hands down. Women under the thumb, food caught, brought and prioritized directly to you, shag a bit, lie down a bit, sleeeeeeeeeeep.
And awaken to the grasslands of Africa, to stretch a bit, eat a bit, shag a bit and sleeeeeeeeeeep. Plus who is gonna fuck with a pack of lions, except for another pack of lions, and what did we just learn about lions? :thumbsup:
Eagle would be cool, but I only think for about a week, cuz I bet you flying is some tiring work requiring a lot of hunting, and the novelty would wear off u'd be like *flap* *Gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide* *flap**flap* *flap* *Gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiide* *flap* 'Ahhhh bollox to this, I'm gonna go lie down' but you won't be able to, because you're a bird, devoid of the physical capabilities, and it is in this time, you will see the error of your hasty decision making.
sloth all the way..