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have you ever been in the middle of doing it and either you
or your partner cut the cheese.
i remember once i jumped on top of my girl and spread her legs
and she farted on my cock.
the heat and bad smell got me hornier.[just kidding]
i was grossed out.
lol
I've never farted or had my partner fart
but there was time where i felt like i had to fart but for the sake of the moment held it in
no, but I had a girl queef (sp?) during sex once...she was so emarassed, lol! It was kinda funny...
lol, thank god it didn't happen here.
i've been getting head and needed to fart... for some weird as reason, anytime i'm being highly stimulated (much much pleasure) it builds up air in my ass... maybe it's just so good and she's sucking so hard that my ass is sucking in air? i dunno... i think it's bizzare...
man if my girl blew ass my dick would crumble to the floor. thats nasty
i have a freind who was doing some 69 action with his girl and on her down stroke he ripped the ass.
he said she made the face like froto makes in the last lord of the rings when that spider gets him.
ah funny dayz
i have felt the urge to fart, and i have done it once, and it sucks like hell, i have also had a girl quief(SP?) when we were doing it doggy style.
wow. Thats all I have to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
lol my gf told me if im gonna fart do it before or after, never during.
good advice
later