worst thing you did as a kid

when we are young we do dumb shit.
i got into a beef with some guy alex on my block.
his mom and dad were fucked up too.
one day he stole my bike and sold it.
i couldnt prove it but i knew.
when him and his parents left for the weekend
i put the garden hose in the window and turned it on.
on sun when they came back i had totally forgotten
we were playing football inm the street when i heard the mom
yell and scream and talk shit.i walked over and pretended
like i didnt know.they knew i did it but couldnt prove it.
payback is a bitch.they had to empty the whole house of furniture.
it took them quite awhile.major damage.

now that i got my own house i cant imagine that happening to me.
i was a bad kid.

One time..

When I was a kid (about 9). I was out camping with some family friends.
We spotted a birds nest up in a tree and I climbed up and grabbed it
There were 10 little baby birdies in there chirping
I layed the nest with the chicks on the ground
I picked up a huge rock
and crushed them all.

Then I went and ate some dinner

I am bad, I know

I was a bad kid too and I've done a ton of rotten things.

A kid who was 2 years older than me use to make fun of me because I wore braces. One night he was walking by my house and he started calling me names again, well I blew up at him and basically told him to bring it on. He came over, and I socked him once in the face, and he then returned the favour by hitting me about 5 times in the lip. I lost it, went inside, grabbed a frozen can of orange juice, and pelted it directly at his nose. I broke it in 2 places and never got caught for it.

I use to steal lawn oranaments when I drank too much. Go car hopping, like opening car doors and finding whatever I could.

I broke a car window once for $20 in a parking lot.

I once jumped in my moms rental car after work, and I pulled down on the gear shifter and it went in reverse all on its own. It backed into the middle of the main street and ran into my house screaming.

I egged houses and cars for fun.

I once dropped a rock from on top of a bridge onto a persons cars windsheild. I never got busted because I high tailed it out of there.

I was a bad boy.

Me and my friend Marcos loved to make Molatav Cocktails. We used to make them and then light them and toss'em into open fields and then drive by a half hour later when the fire dept was there trying to put them out.

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Originally Posted by geonagual

Me and my friend Marcos loved to make Molatav Cocktails. We used to make them and then light them and toss'em into open fields and then drive by a half hour later when the fire dept was there trying to put them out.

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Lol, I bet the farmers loved you.

another funny time
i went with a friend to his friends house.this kid was rich.
in his room he had a 120 gallon saltwater tank.it was fucking huge.
this kid "denny" teels me that he's selling it.he's like 9 years old
the lil rich bastard.i was broke and mean so i got an idea.
when we left i got his number and called him up.
i said "a denny ill buy the tank for 1000 dollars".
"when do you want it" " hold on let me ask my dad"
i told him to take the water out and ill pickit up in two hours.
well two hours later we drove by and see the dad and dickhead denny
sitting in the driveway with the aquarium stuff all over.pumps,filters.
fish in buckets gravel all over the place.
i called him back and told him i changed my mind
i bought a dog instead.

My bestfriend and I paintballed some girl that ratted on my that I had a knife in school. That bitch got me sent to a detention home and kicked outta school. I Broke into her house one night when I saw the bitch leave and I brought a bat and broke all the shit in her room and left the other parts of the house fine.

I smoked weed for the first time when I was ten, I personally think thats pretty bad. But then didnt touch the stuff till like this year.

we used to lay a rope down across the street.we duct taped
a baloon and a pillow case to the rope.
when cars passed by we pull the rope and the pillow-case balloon
thing looked like a person.
the cars would slam the brakes hard
once this car slammed into a parked car.
we ran and ran
the cops investigated and took the pillow-case creature away

when i was 4 and my big brother was 5 we tied a shoelace around one of our cats necks and swung the kitty around over our heads singing helicopter.....
it was my brothers idea i swear!!!
dont worry... the kitty lived.... so did the other 2 cats that we had.... we did horrible stuff to them but i think swinging jake around by his neck with a slipknot was pretty bad :P

I sold porn on floppy discs for 50p each at Bishop Stopford - my Secondary school, which was a Christian school.