Brian was a fish. One day he was walkin down the road with his mate the penguin, when Oprah fell out of the sky and landed on the sidewalk....
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Brian was a fish. One day he was walkin down the road with his mate the penguin, when Oprah fell out of the sky and landed on the sidewalk....
I RAN OVER TO SEE IF SHE WAS OK SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE WTF. I REACHED OUT MY HAND TO HELP HER UP. AFTER SHE WAS UP SHE PULL OUT A BIG FAT SACK AND WE TOKED FOR HOURS AND LAUGHED AT HER BIG ASS FALLIN OUTTA THE SKY SHE TOLD ME IT WAS A SKY DIVIN ATTEMPT GONE BAD I WAS LIKE WTF OH WELL OPREA LETS TOKE UP SISTER :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D PASS THE WEED ;)
but then David Hassellhoff judo chopped oprah in the teeth, so she beat his ass with a microphone, but the microphone got up and was all like hey bitch im not gonna take ur shit anymore so he rented a cottage near the lake and....
THEN THE MUPPETS CAME OVER TO PARTY WITH THE MIC THEY HAD A GREAT TIME CEPT FOR WHEN MISS PIGGY AND KERMIT GOT INTO IT WTF CANT THEY EVER GET ALONG AFTER THEY MADE UP THE CARE BEARS CAME OVER AND ...........
...formed a gang of criminals and went on a robbing spree, but superman bust in on them on the shower and charged them all with larceny but it didnt go to trial so the care bears and whoopi goldberg wrote a biography and a movie with george clooney as the lead actor, who.....
TOTALY FUCKED UP THE PART HE SUCKED SO BAD THEY HAD TO CALL BARNEY AND THE TELETUBBIES IN TO TAKE HIS PLACE THEY WERE ALL TOKEIN AND DRINKIN AND LAUGHIN AT CLOONEY WHO JUST DIDNT KNOW WTF TO SAY BEIN AROUND SUCH BUG STARS AND ALL SO HE GOT THE TELEBUBBIES TO SIGN HIS ........
...nipple coz he told his gran he would, she was always a fan of whoever it was even tho they were related, him being her grandchild ad her being his grandmom so she made a will leavin him a inflattable bouncy castle thing but he didnt want it coz it didnt fit, so he....
GAVE IT TO GOOD WILL WHERE A SMALL CHILD SEE IT AND BEGGED HER MAMA TO BUY IT THE MOTHER TOLD THE CHILD THAT SHE COULD NOT HAVE TO SO THE CHILD GOT PISSED KICKED AND SCREAMED AND THRU HERSELF INTO THE GROUND THE MOM WAS TO EMBARRACED SHE TOOK THE CHILD AND ..............
....sold it to a tribe of travelling preists, who held sermans 9-5 Monday - Friday, Confessions on Sunday 12pm but were afraid of geese so they had to stay away from the goose pond where an especially goosey species of geese goosed around, who all had.......
A VERY RAER GOOSE DIESE AND WAS TRY TO INFECT THE TIRBE WITH THE GOOSE LIKE POWERS WITCH IS Y THEY WERE SO AFIRDE SO THE BACK UP THE TRIBE AND MOVED TO THE GHETTO WHERE THEY WERE SAFE FROM THE GEESE BUT THEN THEY HAD TO START WORRING ABOUT ..........