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Breaking News: After a 10 thousand year Trial

Millions of Christians yesterday prayed to God at the same time yesterday for him to forgive the Devil.

Satan will be circumcized old and baptized new this Sunday. Pat Robertson had no comment and was said to be leaning toward the death penalty for Satan and his more famose Demons.

Unfortunitly; with Satans and the Demon followers forgivness; Christians must take resposability for their own actions Now!

Rejoice in the Law of the Lord

you silly goose

lmao

This does change thigs abit, eh.

Just doin my part!

doin urself apparently

what a bad idea...