HOW CAN CHISME COME 2 THE U.S OF A?

So i wanna come to america ....

i dont know why i just wanna come and spread my skunk...is there a way i coudl basicly walk to the ocean get a ferry to a beach in u.s.a and walk up the beach???? i mean woudl that be possible? say if i hired a speed boat (heaven knows how ill get that cash) and speed my way to usa would i just b able to drive up to the beach and walk on?

Get a pilot's licence and buy yourself a plane... fly there... take all the drugs and women you can :D

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

Get a pilot's licence and buy yourself a plane... fly there... take all the drugs and women you can :D

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hahaha,,.... and women

Plannin on bein an illegal immigrant ey.

You won't av the papers you need to get by.

Couldn't get any health treatment,
No chance of a job (although I'm sure you're planning on growing but you need a coverup + startup money.

Yeah sorry mate, its an unrealistic dream. You'd av to do it by the book, gettin a green card an all that bollocks.

I frankly don't think the US is worth it, I'd very much like to visit canada though.

I want to visit lotsa countries so I know where to go, I'm plannin on being out eh UK within 5-10 years because of the way this country is goin.

Its gonna get worse an worse with labour, takin away more an more of our rights, plus privacy becoming nearer to being a myth.
I'd hate conservatives to get into power.
And the liberals wouldn't know the first thing about running a country from lack of experience and wouldn't get voted in anyway.

As long as I'm out before I.d cards, there is NO way I'm paying for something I don't want.

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Originally Posted by justinsane

hahaha,,.... and women

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Well I'd hope he wouldn't want men (*ahem* apart from me :))

could i not just get a speed boat and swim like a mile from the beach?

you don't want to come here... it's all a lie and it's not as fun as it looks... but ya land anywhere in fl and no one will notice... we get boats everyday with people.

If you bring me some drugs I'll dock your boat for ya and tell you where to come in at :)

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Originally Posted by chisme

could i not just get a speed boat and swim like a mile from the beach?

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You really gonna make it all the way across the atlantic in a little speed boat? lol... drug runners go a few miles, maybe 40... but that far is just crazy!

why? as long as it goes forwards im ok?

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Originally Posted by Gumby

you don't want to come here... it's all a lie and it's not as fun as it looks... but ya land anywhere in fl and no one will notice... we get boats everyday with people.

If you bring me some drugs I'll dock your boat for ya and tell you where to come in at :)

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oh yes bruv a whole lotta drugs....draged in a water tight case on a rope trailing about 3 miles behind lol