Pain pills.

Why do they call them pain pills? Shouldn't they be called pain killing pills or something like that? Cuz a pain pill should put you in excruciating pain. I don't know what use that would be, but I wanna see the commercials for Kevorkian Brand Pain Pills...


*guy walks in to bathroom* "Man, I haven't been feeling enough pain lately. *reaches in to bathroom cabinet and grabs a box of pills with a Hell design and Kevorkian in big bold letters on the front, pops two of these pills, which are red and cube shaped* Ahhh...gotta love that painful cube shape."

*30 minutes to an hour later* "OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME!? WHY, GOD, WHY!? WHY DID YOU ALLOW THEM TO MAKE THESE FUCKING PILLS" *camera pans to show him writhing with pain on the ground*

"Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, anal bleeding, dry mouth, scratchy throat, severe enlightenment and/or self urination. Go down to your local drugstore to buy Kevorkian Brand Pain Pills today!"

i think you have an idea here that could make you billions of dollars.

or maybe not xD

IN england there is a tad more common sense, and thus they are reffered to as "PAin killers"

as in: I'm in fuckin agony, gimme a pain killer

yeah we call them pain killers in canada aswell

Lol man you must be high P.E.N.G.U.I.N.. Only some one high would think of something like this xD.

i can't believe you posted this
oh shit i forgot im' on my wifes comp...

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Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.

I wanna see the commercials for Kevorkian Brand Pain Pills...

Go down to your local drugstore to buy Kevorkian Brand Pain Pills today!"

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Dr. Kevorkian put people OUT of their pain by killing terminally ill patients; he did not inflict pain on people.

peace,
GC