Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard




Minorities Hit Hardest

As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow
continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who
could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida.

Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum, so
essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm, lay in
stores undelivered.

"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get
out to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his
living room.

"Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here
on me?"

Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find
the timing terribly suspicious, just as the Domestic Spying hearings
kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why
now?" wrote one blog

Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a
certainty.

Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his
new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting
activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random
choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing
snowstorms.

"The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have
always been a staunch supporter of anti snow legislation, except for
certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and
the President and Congress knows that."

Calls for impeachment over "Snow Gate" as some are calling it
already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be
discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the
Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds. Or something like that.

More breaking news......

Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.

Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how
many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?

I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm.
THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to
fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and
the Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate
needs to investigate this with administration people under oath.

I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the
doors of her home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and
is busy baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to
the nearly frozen teen aged girls

BREAKING NEWS: In an official White House press release President Bush stated he had no idea that it was cold in the winter and that "it's always nice and toasty in Crawford"

For some reason, I actually believe him :confused:

This has got to be the best thread I've read for a while on here! Ya know, it rained here last night and despite the fact that the weather channel showed a good chance for rain...a national address by Bush would have been in order...to some in here at least!:thumbsup:

This was posted on another site I'm on a lot. LOL I thought it was funny but sad to know that on some level, for some people, it has a lot of truth to it.

I think 'ol Georgie is sulking because the Dubai port deal blew up in his face. :dance:

This I thought was a joke. You guy's have some serious mental problems. See a doctor. Might as well have a post that reads, " Bush eats small children and can't dodge bullets!" Get a life.

I meant it as a joke..probably should have known better than post it here, but I was hoping it would make someone think about how silly it is to blame Bush for everything.

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Originally Posted by mont974x4

I meant it as a joke..probably should have known better than post it here, but I was hoping it would make someone think about how silly it is to blame Bush for everything.

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I wasn't sure. It is funny don't get me wrong but there are a few who do post silly ass shit like this all the time.

Good one.:pimp:

I suppose you're right. A lot of folks look at the world through I hate Bush goggles.

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Originally Posted by amsterdam

This I thought was a joke. You guy's have some serious mental problems. See a doctor. Might as well have a post that reads, " Bush eats small children and can't dodge bullets!" Get a life.

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He can't dodge bullets???? Since when???LOL:stoned: