I buy the coolest pipe today... my first pipe ever.
Fast forward 30 minutes: I have the pipe on my lap, because I just got done showing it off to my friend (tsk tsk)
Fast forward 15 minutes: Stopping at 7-11 to get something to drink. When I got out of the car, my new pipe drops to the floor and shatters.
Fast forward 2 seconds: "Noo........ no..................... Nahhhhh......... come on.......... I didn't even smoke you up yet."
Fast forward 5 minutes: Box of Philly Blunts (Honey)
Fast forward 25 minutes: Half an O.... yummy yumm yumm.... :)
God doesn't want me to smoke...:cool: