does asprin really work

i have a test coming up on march 13, i have been clean now since feb 10 which tomorrow will make it 28 days, with the EXCEPTION of 5-6 hits off a bowl last wednsday.. i have been taking Detox7 and have been drinking lots of water and cranberry juice.. i took a home test monday and it said positive.. i am a little nervous about taking this test because i hear it can take 60 days to come out of your system. I was a very heavy smoker before feb 10.. and have smoked for many years..
anyone please give me some advise

Aspirin will never work! It is illusion! :smokin:

the key is in asprin, my good man. Two hours before the test, take 4, and drink 64 oz of water an hour before. Pee 3 times, and you are golden. I smoked 4 months, took three days off, and peed clean. I did alot of research on this topic, and a few practicals. Happy Peeing. This will work on a dip test, that will have a cut off of 50ng. Most do, the other kind is very expen.
I have passed many drug tests this way, the type that they watch the piss come out