Quick Help for drug test

I have a urine test tommorow to complete a drug and alcohol assessment for a DUI, I have been sober for about 2 weeks and before that i only smoked a small amount a few weeks prior to that(small amount being a bowl or 2 at night) So my question is what is the best way to get the test levels as low as possible so that i wont have to deal with this outpatient BS they are trying to lay on me. I have niacin but i dont know much about the dosages and how that works, im also going to be picking up some creatine but i still need to know the doses on that. If a few people could give me their opinion on what would be my best route or any other chemicals i could take i would appreciate it greatly.

anyone know if fasting would improve anything??

I plan on taking creatine supplements today and tommorow along with large amounts of water, a few hours before the test ill load up on ibuprofen and an hour before the test i will urinate as much as possible and then load up on water and b2 vitamin complex, someone wanna tell me the chances are of me passing doing this?

i heard niacin doesnt work any more, what you should do is make asolution of Bleach/ wood polish or whatever and put afew drops in your piss..... or drink a cup of milk with some bleach in it and youll be clean after your next piss for that piss or just get some detox.. at least you get warned , or search Clear choice, on google, that shit works.

i appreciate your response but are you fucking crazy, did your mom drop you when you were a kid, whoever drinks bleach is a fucking moron and deserves to die from it

"Household bleach is an irritant and may cause skin, eye, and respiratory tract irritation. The slimy residue left on your hands after handling bleach is actually â??meltedâ?� skin cells. Dermatitis may result from direct skin contact. Ingestion of a few ounces or more of bleach may result in medical complications"

"Ingesting as little as seven drops can cause irreparable damage to the esophagus and respiratory tract of a 150-pound person, Ross Lewis says. And if you accidentally mix bleach with ammonia, you will create a deadly gas. "

Those are just two articles that I found online.. there are many more.

eGGNog... if you're using bleach, STOP.

... if you're trolling the boards with harmful information for kicks
and giggles... STOP.. and go away.